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Mother (whom I love dearly) try not to say something completely evil and uncalled for and self-perception altering challenge

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SICK!!! Local girl who is finally getting over something still has to imagine what might’ve been if it had worked out differently!!!

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few things piss me off more than being called katie

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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

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great, so now everyone who said they couldn't vote specifically for Joe Biden is gonna vote, right? like once there's another candidate who isn't donald trump and also isn't the guy you especially hate? no? you're still not gonna vote? no matter who it is? deeply unserious people

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The award for the most tweaking person ever should go to me (my semi-estranged father has been staying at my house for eight days straight)

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thesis

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I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”

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They should invent a shopping trip with your mom where she understands your sense of fashion and is open to new ideas

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Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person confirmed US release date!!!

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Me when I think I am Over something but then it becomes clear to me that I am Not

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diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

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The mortifying ordeal of having someone over to your house for the first time

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fomo is too funny a name for something that’s actually really sad and fucked up

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How it feels when it’s summer and I get to drive around town in my car and listen to my music

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If we ever actually set foot on mars and Britney Spears and her space age backup dancers circa 2000 aren’t there that would be a real shame