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Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn't like men.

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HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY! a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. turn off your adblocker and do not skip ads. between each time watch 3-5 other videos (mix it up) before restarting. this will ensure you aren’t marked as spam by youtube. don’t mute the video itself. and let. it. play.

donations will be dispersed among the following organizations:

1. brooklyn bail fund

2. minnesota freedom fund

3. atlanta action network

4. black visions collective

5. george floyd’s family gofundme

6. blacklivesmatter.com

7. reclaim the bloc

8. aclu

9. the bail project inc

10. chicago bond

PLUS MORE

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if you want to help bail out protesters but don’t know where to send your money — act blue put together a secure page that will split your donation between 30+ bail funds across the US

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Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks

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I just finished binge reading this series, and I am beyond hooked! I can’t wait for the next one to come out!

Three Mages and a Margarita - (The Guild Codex Bk1) - Annetta Marie

This hilarious supernatural series will keep you entertained long into the night; it is in fact not a reverse harem, which may come as a surprise but that doesn’t diminish the charm of the series.

Blurb:

What is a human to do when she walks in on a hidden magic society and doesn’t want to leave?

Be as bad ass as she can get!

Tori is broke, living on her brothers couch and recently fired. Life as a temperamental redhead isn’t easy , she just can’t seem to hold on to a job and now she’s even being black listed!

Fate takes her in hand, a stiff breeze, a piece of paper and a trail shift are what started it all and everything else was a bumpy ride.

When a margarita gets thrown you know there is no going back but forward is always the bigger adventure.

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TMI/TID/TDA/TEC/TLH Extras

The Mortal Instruments

City of Bones (27 March 2007)

Deleted prologue from Jace’s PoV

Magnus’s Vow (embargoed but Cassie posted a snippet. You can use Google to find it)

Kissed: Magnus and Alec’s First Kiss

Jace’s point of view of his first kiss with Clary

Not For Humans (crossover between Holly Black’s Modern Faerie Tale series and Shadowhunter Chronicles, set before City of Bones)

City of Ashes (25 March 2008)

Because It Is Bitter: The Seelie Court kiss from Jace’s PoV

Deleted scene: Isabelle defends Jace

Deleted scene: Magnus explains the faerie world

City of Glass (24 March 2009)

Read the original first chapter of City of Glass

Chapter 2: The Demon Towers of Alicante*

Jace kisses Alec*

Chapter 7: Where Angels fear to tread*

Chapter 9: This guilty Blood*

Chapter 13: Where There Is Sorrow*

Manor scene: Jace’s PoV

Jace’s letter to Clary

Chapter 20: Weighed in the Balance*

Jocelyn’s story

* Cut, deleted or changed

City of Fallen Angels (5 April 2011)

A story told in postcards

City of Lost Souls (8 May 2012)

A Question of Power

The Act of Falling

A Dark Transformation

Stephen’s letter to Jace

Deleted Malec scene

Deleted or cut scenes (including the cut DSCS)

City of Heavenly Fire (27 May 2014)

Inside jacket artwork

Uncut Clary and Jace cave scene

Deleted scene/comic: Magnus sends Emma and the Blackthorns back to Los Angeles

Comic strip scene “The Wedding” (exclusive to the UK edition)

Cut scene: Jonathan’s death

The Infernal Devices

Clockwork Angel (31 August 2010)

On the Bridge: Will and Jem

Of Loss: Will’s perspective on his kiss with Tessa

Why Will Hates Ducks

Deleted scenes (Jem & Tessa on Blackfriars Bridge, Nate & Tessa, Will & Tessa)

Clockwork Prince (6 December 2012)

Will’s letter to his parents

Burning Bright: Jem’s meeting with Tessa from his viewpoint

Will’s love letter to Tessa (can also be read in Clockwork Princess)

An Offering of Moonlight: Jem’s Perspective on “Fierce Midnight”

Deleted scenes: The Whole of It (Will tells Jem about his curse), Tessa and Jem

Clockwork Princess (19 March 2013)

Cut scene: Will and Jem

‘Will’s love letter to Tessa’

Carstairs, Herondale and Lightwood family tree (1831-2007)

After the Bridge (Tessa & Jem with art by Cassandra Jean –> City of Heavenly Fire spoilers)

Will and Tessa comic from Cassandra Jean and Cassie

The Dark Artifices

Set before the books

Stars to Burn (Mark & Kieran, with art)

Lady Midnight (8 March 2016)

A Long Conversation (short story in some first editions of Lady Midnight, now an ebook)

Cut scene: Julian

Unedited beach scene

Deleted scene: Emma and Cameron

Deleted scene: Emma, the Blackthorns and the Ashdowns

Deleted scene: Emma and the Blackthorns

Lord of Shadows (23 May 2017)

Cottage scene (Emma & Julian, with art)

Our Waking Souls (canon online short story about Clary & Jace, with art)

Queen of Air and Darkness (4 December 2018)

A Love That Never Tires (short story in some first editions of Queen of Air and Darkness, sequel to A Long Conversation): TBA

Deleted prologue: TBA (you can read a part of it here)

The Eldest Curses

The Red Scrolls of Magic (9 April 2019)

Magnus’s letter to Alec: TBA

How Magnus met Catarina: TBA

The Last Hours

Set before the books

Chain of Gold Extra Content (flash fiction)

The Devil Tavern

Days Past: Lucie and Cordelia

Days Past: Christopher

Cirenworth Hall

Chain of Gold (3 March 2020)

Unidentified snippets

The bonus content is put under the book titles where you can find the extras in, e.g. The Act of Falling is set in City of Fallen Angels but you can find it in City of Lost Souls.

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I just want to apologize for being kind of MIA lately. I am working two jobs (combined 70+ hours a week) on top of being in grad school. I am just mentally and physically exhausted, and I don’t have much time to get on here very often anymore. Oh yeah, and I am moving. And I get married this month.

I just want y’all to know I love you, and I will catch up on everyone’s writing when I can. 💕

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Being a student teacher or a substitute teacher feels like being Zazu during “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” and that student is Simba.

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Michael: I’m the backbone of this household. None of you can manage money and you’d all starve without me.

Howl: Excuse you, without my professional expertise you’d have nothing to manage!

Sophie: When I arrived here you all were living in filth, so clearly I’m the backbone of–

Calcifer: You guys, I’m literally holding the castle together right now.

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I could listen to this all night... thanks.

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“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.” For ELORCAN PLEASE

Ooohhhh matey did I love writing this one.

This past week was something Elide had never, ever thought she would get the chance to experience. Ever.

When she’d opened her card on her 22nd birthday and two tickets to Disney World had fallen out Elide couldn’t believe it. She looked at Lorcan open mouthed and shocked.

From behind his back Lorcan had then produced a Disney Princess backpack full of bits and pieces, including a pair of Tangled inspired Minnie ears. Elide had grown up watching the adds for the Disney parks on the old VHS tapes, dreaming that one day she’d get to go.

Now here she was, standing in front of Cinderella’s castle waiting for the fireworks. Lorcan was standing behind her with his arms around her. She looked up him and smiled.

She would never had picked Lorcan as a theme park man, especially a Disney theme park man. But he’d fully committed. He had gone on every ride, watched every show and even had sat through a character breakfast.

Elide knew he’d done it all for her, but when Belle had said she liked his hair Lorcan had genuinely smiled and then posed for a photo. So Elide had an inkling that he loved it here too.

Lorcan looked down as if sensing Elide’s eyes on him. He smirked a little and Elide looked away quickly, blushing a little at being caught.

Elide looked at the castle. All lit up it looked magical before the show even started. Then she felt something rest on top her head. Reaching up her palm came into contact with Lorcan’s cheek.

“What are you doing?” Elide asked.

“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head,” was his answer. “Absolutely perfect. It’s like your we’re made for me for this exact purpose.”

Elide rolled her eyes then she playfully shook off. She felt Lorcan chuckle behind her as he removed his head from hers.

“I’m glad I’m useful for something,” Elide said.

Then Lorcan’s lips were on her cheek and he whispered, “Oh I can think of a few others.”

Elide was about to quip back about the improper implications of his tone but the next moment the first firework went off, drawing Elide’s attention. As she watched with wide eyes she couldn’t help but smile in wonder.

What she didn’t know was that Lorcan barely saw a spark. He was too enraptured by the woman in his arms, the joy on her face making him the happiest man in the world.

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This came from a prompt sent by @tangledraysofsunshine. But I thought it was 100 times cuter if I didn’t reveal the punchline by posting it with the ask.

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Lorcan was settled in a bed book in his hands, reading. Elide was beside him doing the same, propped up and running her hand over the small but defined bump on her stomach. Lorcan watched her from the corner of eye, smiling a little. He never thought he’d be this lucky.

Elide let out a heavy sigh and closed her book. She reached for Lorcan’s hand and entwined his fingers with her own. When she brought his knuckles to her lips Lorcan looked over. Something mischievous glinted in her eyes as she smiled.

“What?” Lorcan asked.

“If I tell you that I love you,” Elide murmured against his hand, “will you make me pancakes?”

Elide grinned and fluttered her lashes at her husband for good measure.

Lorcan placed his book down on his lap, open to keep his spot. Then he reached for his phone to check the time.

“Love, it’s 9:30,” Lorcan said.

Elide shuffled closer leaning her head on Lorcan’s bicep, staring up at him. She reminded Lorcan of a puppy in that moment.

“But I really need pancakes,” she beseeched him.

“Do you need them or want them?” Lorcan asked.

Elide just gave him a look and pouted her bottom lip just a little.

Lorcan sighed.

And then threw the blanket off.

Lorcan padded out to the kitchen, stretching as he went. He was cracking the first egg into the bowl when he heard some shuffling and Elide appeared book in hand. She sat at the bench while Lorcan mixed.

“Did you know,” Elide said as she opened her book. It was Elide’s pregnancy book so Lorcan wasn’t sure he did want to know, but he didn’t stop her. “That my boobs could start leaking as early as five months? That’s now! I could spring a leak at any moment.”

Lorcan put the pan on the stove. “Milk that early?”

“Well no, it’s not exactly milk. It’s called colostrum. Kind of like pre-milk,” Elide explained.

“It doesn’t freak you out too much? Reading all that?” Lorcan asked as he poured the first pancake into the pan. “The colostrum stuff is nothing. But all the rest of it. Wouldn’t you want to wait a bit?”

Elide shrugged. “I’d rather know as early as I can. Besides, it’s all pretty interesting.”

Lorcan flipped the pancake.

“Like I’ll actually have to deliver the placenta, it’s seems obvious now that I think about it, but it hadn’t occurred to. And it might not happen straight away. It could take like 20 minutes.”

Lorcan nodded, using the spatula to move the thick and fluffy pancake to a plate. Elide shrugged her shoulders excitedly as Lorcan places the plate in front of her, making Lorcan’s mouth spread into a wide grin.

“Peanut butter?” He asked.

“You know it,” Elide replied tearing off a bit of pancake and shoving it in her mouth.

Lorcan grabbed the jar from the cupboard and a knife from the drawer and passed both to Elide.

“I love you,” Elide said as she slathered a pancake in peanut butter.

“Are you talking to me or the food?” Lorcan quipped.

“You, of course my most dearest, kindest, most loving husband,” Elide said just before rolling up her pancake and taking a large bite.

Lorcan poured more batter into the pan. “Is that your way of asking for another pancake.”

Lorcan turned around crossing his arms over his chest. Elide didn’t answer because she had a mouthful of food.

“Maybe,” Elide said around her mouthful.

Lorcan laughed. “Do you mind if I have one first?”

Elide let out an exaggerated sigh. “I suppose that’s alright.”

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Tom Holland Goes Undercover on Reddit, YouTube and Twitter | GQ

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Sam, Steve and Bucky

Steve: the shield is yours Sam :)

Sam: wow, I don’t know what to say

Steve: *smiling more*

Sam: wait… this doesn’t come with…no-

Steve: It’s a package deal, Sam.

Sam: nO- absolutely not-

Bucky: *suddenly beside him* hey new best friend :)

Sam:

Bucky:

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I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

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Ha ha seriously tho.