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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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True Detective (2014)

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anti-imperialists of catan

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i’ve started saying “i’ve been having health issues” like some sort of suburban mother and gotta say. would highly recommend. lets people know you’re not doin’ too hot without leaving room for questions. gets them off your ass. makes you mysterious. am i shitting myself blind or wasting away like a delicate victorian maiden? who knows! not you!

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Are you still accepting pets? If so pleae enjoy my animate Laundry.

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submitted by @captainwolfrandthe42nd

a truly powerful animation spell….

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