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i mean......eddietommy hatesex and/or we're both fucking buck by proxy sex...........if you feel so inclined

Tommy’s been around this block before. Parked by that fire hydrant. Carved his name into that tree. There’s an art to fucking straight guys—you do it one way when you’re in the closet, a different way when you’re out. Makes him feel like shit afterward no matter what, but hey, what’s the difference, right? Tommy tried the whole love thing—made a bet with his therapist, deleted Grindr, took risks and held boundaries and said “yes” and all the other bullshit everyone says you have to do to open yourself up to love, and look where it got him. 

On his knees in the bathroom of a sports bar, Eddie Diaz’s dick stopping up his airway. 

Best laid plans. 

Tommy does that thing JR from West Covina taught him to do with his tongue, and Eddie doesn’t make a sound, but his thighs do tense up, one big muscular flinch, and then he starts trembling after Tommy goes back to suction, which Tommy feels spitefully pleased about. 

They’re here because Tommy’s an asshole who can’t leave well enough alone, and Eddie’s clearly desperate for someone to fuck him and be enough of an asshole about it that he can hate them in the morning. Match made in heaven. 

Tommy showed up at the bar in a bad mood. He was out of work on FMLA until the broken wrist he got in the Bakersfield wildfire healed, and being out of work and out of the air wasn’t great for his brain. Then this morning his truck wouldn’t start, and it was fucking expensive to take an Uber all the way to his therapist’s office. Then his fucking therapist wanted to talk about Evan again, and Tommy left the office feeling a familiar cocktail of dread and shame roiling around in his stomach, something between wanting to hurl and wanting to cry. Then he grimly Ubered to meet Jones for drinks and watch the game, because his fucking therapist also said getting out of the house and seeing people was good for his mental health, and Jones bailed on him halfway through the first quarter because his babysitter texted with some kind of low-stakes kid emergency, and Tommy was left sitting there looking at the game without really watching it, feeling awful, awful, awful. 

Then he felt someone staring at him, and he looked across the bar, and there was Eddie Diaz, drinking a beer with the same grim determination that was keeping Tommy on his barstool instead of out in the parking lot, waiting for an Uber to take him back home where he could sleep for the next six to eight weeks. He’s not sure who spit in Eddie’s cornflakes, just that Eddie came over and slid onto the barstool next to him, and Eddie’s smile was friendly and his tone was casual, but Tommy was instantly aware that Eddie was aching for a fight. It was a bad night. Tommy felt bad enough to give him one. 

So he leaned back on his elbows and said “Back from Texas, huh?”, and Eddie gave him a fixed smile and said “Yeah, it’s been great. How’s Harbor?”, and Tommy said “great,” in the same tone, and then he said, “How’s Evan?”, and Eddie let the smile drop.  Read the rest on ao3! :)

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♡ eddie diaz + underrated scenes 2/? ♡ → 6.06: 'cursed'

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eddie who has to get off once a day minimum or he loses his mind + buck who voluntarily abstained for a whole month = some sort of free use scenario……..

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Eddie Diaz S3 short hair appreciation

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eddie gets hit on the head and is in the hospital feeling all sorts of confused and loopy from the drugs and whenever as soon as the hospital staff asks a question he just turns around and looks at buck expectantly, waiting for him to answer or confirm his own answer — and when someone from the 118 points out that he should know those things about himself (like allergies etc) he shrugs and goes he knows better and everything goes smoothly enough until a nurse looks fondly at buck and says you are a really awesome boyfriend and eddie smiles, all crooked and lopsided and nods — he fucking nods!!!! and buck nearly dies of embarrassment but still dutifully answers all the questions about his best friend

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actually it does make me really fucking mad every time i remember how tommy reacted to buck’s fear on that first date like. not only is it just basic human decency to give someone who’s just had a huge sexuality revelation later in life some grace to adjust and figure stuff out before they’re ready to tell the people in the their life, but considering tommy’s own understanding of his sexuality happened later too you’d expect a MODICUM of empathy and patience. totally fine if you don’t want to date a guy who’s figuring it out but to 1. make that snide closet comment in front of eddie and 2. drop buck like a hot potato mid-date without a proper conversation? i am throwing rocks at this man. die

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Something Something Thursday idk

In his defense, he’d held off on kissing Eddie as long as he could. They were living together now, actually deliberately living together because on the day (or night) that Eddie had moved back from El Paso, Buck had made an off-handed comment about how he’d start looking for apartments soon so Eddie didn’t have to worry about the extra furniture for long. And Eddie had simply walked over and turned off the stove. “What— ” Buck turned around, offended. “Dude, what the fuck?” he demanded when he tried to switch on the gas again but Eddie blocked him bodily. Interrupted heating was about to spoil their food and Buck did not abide. “You take that back right now,” Eddie said, crossing his arms in front of his chest. “What?” “Say that you will not move out.” “What?” “Say it!” Buck just stared at his best friend with his mouth open, feeling completely lost.

tagging @soupfic @keeperofdragons @circledwithaheart @shelfthe-reader @911varietyposts

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buckandeddie + things you casually say to your boybestie

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maybe the minor heart attack they gave buck is what caused the pulmonary embolism...

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the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

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Buddie Countdown to Season 9:

52 days.

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If we’re doing teacher buck headcanons & no one’s mentioned it yet then can we talk about a world where Chim is the one who drove Eddie to Chris’s school after the earthquake in s2, and Buck was the one who waited for hours with Christopher and made sure he was distracted/not scared of what was happening!!

wah omg i didnt even consider this…. tsunami parallels in a way….

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Tagged by beloveds @theotherbuckley @keeperofdragons both with some extremely enticing words you should really go read 👀

Have some more mer!Buck enjoying human food 🍊

“Catch.” Eddie tosses him a clementine.

Evan tears at the peel, eager to get to the fruit underneath. He still remembers the way Eddie belly laughed the first time he tried to eat one whole. How was he supposed to know?

He drops a handful of slices behind his currently useless teeth, pressing them to the roof of his mouth, moaning as sweet, tangy juice bursts on his tongue.

Food sources below the surface are salty and briney. Ordinarily he doesn’t mind, in fact it rarely occurs to him how similar it all is. But, after Eddie visits, plying him with sweet, savory, and spicy flavors, his normal diet may as well be whale shit for as bland and awful as it tastes.

He can’t wait to go on land and eat every delicacy available. Maybe Eddie can give him some tips on where to start.

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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I personally love when I’m a fan being serviced

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sex actually isnt real they made it up for ao3