soupy-guy

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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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i DO NOT care if the electraheart album is satire. in my heart of hearts i AM a primadonna girl. all i ever wanted was the world

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wake up babe, new "I do not grasp the concept of moderation" image just dropped

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LOVE AND PEACE FOR IT/ITS PRONOUNS

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"woman who ruins her own life" really is my favorite character every time huh

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Maybe every song ever is about The Character. Maybe music itself is just about The Character. Are those rhythmic and repetitive sounds I am hearing that create some sort of melody? Surely you must be referencing the beloved Character

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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!

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Kind of loathe how whenever there's talk of some platform banning NSFW content the discussion always jumps to "this is bad because the people who institute these rules think queerness is inherently NSFW!" and it's like yeah but also I think you should be outraged regardless of the slippery slope argument. Because I do think NSFW hetslop should also be able to exist

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shipping characters because theyd mesh well romantically <<<<<shipping characters because theyd create a new type of mental illness when put together

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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Local writer is super sad (they listened to a sad song and imagined a sad amv of their characters)