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I would love to see the a Cordelia Cupp and Benoit Blanc crossover because not only I want to see them teaming up, but also because Benoit Blanc is canonically a fictional character in The Residence universe and I just want him to suddenly become a real person with no explanation whatsoever. Maybe only one person notices the discrepancy and goes insane because of it. "Isn't Benoit Blanc a fucking fictional character? How and why the fuck is he here?" and everyone else's like "man dunno what you're talking about, Benoit Blanc's always been a real person all this time"

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obsessed with the universe that the residence is set in. president is gay but that's not why everyone hates him. first gentleman has anxiety and comes with a mom that's homophobic to one person and it's the president. social secretary moves like a south korean president (personal shaman and all). terror attacks in dc that somehow are just happening without being intercepted. kylie minogue respected and revered by an american audience...

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i heard about a girl who forgets everything every day

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit

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Parte favorita de god games 3 2 1 vai

Release him.

Like damn Athena u were supposed to convince them not obliterate them like that-

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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot

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WHERES THE FULL ART PIECE......... WHEREWHER

hello dndads fandom. wake up

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( <= green bean

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Happy 24-6-01!

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The post button was not working for me.

SONG: Thing - Steampianist

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kris, i remember you're snowgraves

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spamton_battle_forgotten

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IT'S 2025 for me EVERYBODY

I WISH HAPPY TO ALL

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they say ch 3 is gonna be a real

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⚠️ eyestrain/flash warning !!

hi so ispent like 8 hours on making this but its not like im excited for the game or anything ha haha ha ha

song is cubibibibism by WSS playground

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friend inside me