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nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.

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opal carved by makoto nakano

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You ever be enjoying an OC and then you pinpoint the subconscious thing that influenced them 😐

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At least we have laying down

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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can someone please give me a full, top-to-bottom, 2001-present timeline of when/how/why everyone started writing copious amounts of content about the National Hockey League. this is a genuine point of intellectual curiosity for me. thank u

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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*assembling a new OC like a Lego figurine* i cannot wait to put him in the emergency room

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do you all see my vision here

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did you know youre on pinterest

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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

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youve heard of he would not fucking say that now get ready for she would not be a fucking wingman to those two guys

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basically I accidentally listened to a song few years ago and it led to this

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you go to Cousins Beach every summer with your family friends. there are two flaming hot brothers who are a little bit older than you but not in a creepy way. you're really into one of them but you have braces and glasses and a french braid so obviously you're undateable trash. then suddenly one summer everyone congratulates you on becoming the sexiest person alive. you get invited to a ball immediately due to your newfound hotness. you put on your friend's slutty pink dress and go to a beach party because you're a hot girl now and that's what hot girls do. you have your first kiss with another guy in front of the brothers who are both starting to realize that actually they've always loved you for who you truly are inside. their mom keeps telling you that you're the prettiest person who's ever lived and that she wants you to marry both of them. you drink too many margaritas on the 4th of july. you kiss one of the brothers and he takes you to the ball. at the ball the brothers get into a fistfight mostly because their mom has cancer but also a little bit because of how hot you are. the mom dies. the brothers are obliterated by grief and it doesn't look like you'll be getting any action anytime soon. but you know one thing. there's nothing your beauty cannot fix. you are unstoppable. you are isabel conklin