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Horny tumblr is so funny you can be on this bitch reblogging porn at 10am
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if you have a breeding kink but also support the right to have an abortion, you’re hot and I love you
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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
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I think some of you guys are lying about wanting someone to put out a cigarette on you tbh I think some of you would cry
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day one of threatening violent public self harm until the build a bear corporation starts carrying that very cute pink highland cow stuffed animal again
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day one of threatening violent public self harm until the build a bear corporation starts carrying that very cute pink highland cow stuffed animal again
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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it
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me (an angel): and this is the inner thigh, engineered to be the most biteable part of the entire design
god (just fumbled a tgirl, angry at world): put the femoral artery in it
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me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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