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if i could figure out how people interact and sewing machines work i would be unstoppable

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Timmys

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gotham city

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alfred gave them the sheets

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Cooking mama! 🍅🥕🧀

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I think cats are right about the zoomies. I think every once in awhile you should run around the house as fast as you can and then sleep for several hours

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posts about bisexuality versus pansexuality are so funny because it’s always “i am XYZ because of ABC” and then someone has to queersplain why that person picked the wrong identity and then someone else is like “bi means two” and people start arguing over how to count and what is being counted and then someone says “i just liked one flag better than the other” and someone else says “you forgot to bring in the nuances of omnisexuality :(” and sometimes if you’re very lucky you can read dozens of these discussions without hitting transphobia for a long time

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Imagine your friends are weird but your father is worse

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one of the funnier parts of having online friends is when they casually reference something that seems weird as hell from your perspective and you have to go "okay so is this like a reigional/cultural difference or is your specific life experience just insane"

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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

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guy stuck in a timeloop who says "speedrun strats" out loud every time they discover a new weird thing they can do that leads to a good outcome while also making them look completely insane to everyone else in the vicinity

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It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.

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easily my favorite viral tweet from recently

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“birds of a feather, we should stick together..” ❤️💙

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woven rhubarb by rubybhogal