spaceman-cumpuppy

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it was a good investment

I spill so much cum when I breed my girlfiend (squirt on her gock) we need to invest in puppy pads

[spaceman-cumpuppy]

im so hungry and horny

beating my meat while i wait for the rice cooker

gonna cum in my onigiri at this rate

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I’m very angry lately n I want to fuck someone to the point their body is lifeless from being overstimulated n all they can make out is weak moans n pretty dumb faces. Just fucking take it for me yeah?

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I've graduated from good boy to service pup and I do really love to serve

[spaceman-cumpuppy]

my girlfriend: (tearing my apartment apart looking for her panties) where the hell did you put them? I told my mom I would be home for dinner

me: just go home without them

my girlfriend: you know I can't do that, my mom has x-ray vision

me: I'll give them back Tuesday

my girlfriend: so you DID hide them?

me: what am I supposed to sniff before bed when I miss you???

my girlfriend: (digs through her bag, and offers up her pyjama shorts) how about these?

me: FINEEE (pulls her panties out of my pocket)

[spaceman-cumpuppy]

pumping my dick till my girlriend arives I also got a syringe of lube at the ready, I have NEVER been needier

[spaceman-cumpuppy]

nono I definitely have A BONER

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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my girlfriend is taking a shower and won't send a picture of her sopping wet and naked because "you will see me naked when I come over" worst birthday ever/j

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im so pent up

I NEED MY GIRLFRIEND NOW

who let her study

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Aghh I hear the words "good boy" and "puppy" and some latent neuronal connection in my brain activates like a sleeper agent. It'll be perfectly innocuous too. But it makes me jump every time. I think I Pavlov'd myself into reacting to them ...

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took my t today and still havent mastubated yet this will not do

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Im 40% horny 60% really horny

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all the time

Do you guys ever think about boobs

[spaceman-cumpuppy]

cw somno

waking her up with wandering hands inevitably leads to me shoving my morning wood down her throat

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just came in my girl like six times in missionary (horseback) before she got on top and made me cum non stop in horseback (missionary) and then she asked me to go ass up and pegged me(doggy) till she came

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I mean I'm wearing a Draisaitl shirt too but you can definitely kiss me hehe

sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆

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I'm drunk so ama