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sleepy Spades Slick :3

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yup i caramelized some onions last night. basically you fucking wish you were me right now *a massive demon centipede bursts through the wall* oh fuck! *i produce my holy lightning tommy gun and riddle that sucker with a hail of thunderous bullets* fuck!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!

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Me if you even care

so like . I started reading homestuck

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I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you

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I like to say it’s his left eye. Because that’s what the right-facing sprite has it as, and mostly how he appears. And the robot arm is on his right side. Also I think it’s the most commonly accepted form (or at least I thought????)

Hey dumb poll questio

Cause I cannot for the life of me know, because sometimes it's on the left, and other times it's on the right

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AAWWWWW

jack noir holding and petting pusheen the cat

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Midnight Crew fandom STAY TRUE to Spades Slick keep fighting we got this

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Seeing so much Spades Slick on here makes me feel sick in the best way possible AHAUGAYFAIGEFYIWCTAYO AAAHHH AAH AHH AHHH you know

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I want him

doodads

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MY BABYYY MY BABY

Dumping more of my art here cus the midnight crew have been consuming my thoughts a lot more recently

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Drops this and runs away enjoy ms paint herself

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He’s hot no matter what guys we DID IT

and now... an experiment.

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Please NY accent Jack Noir i will cry

!!HOMESTUCK CAST CRACKTHEORY WARNING!!

So, as you probably know by now (I'd be surprised if you didn't know) Homestuck is getting an animated pilot! Regardless of how you feel about that, I've thought of something that has been thought of before.

As you (probably) know, in Homestuck, there is a character called "Jack Noir". If you translate "Noir", you get "Black".

Therefore:

JACK BLACK WILL VOICE JACK NOIR IF THE PILOT GETS PICKED UP

Honorable Theory Mention: Meryl Streep will voice every other character who isn't extremely plot-centric. Wait. SHE WILL BE THE NARRATOR, NO, SHE WILL PLAY ANDREW HU-

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Good (bad) news: I'm gonna read Homestuck to understand... something idk.

Bad (bad) news: I got side tracked by a singular panel, and I am now reading about detectives????

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At least make Spades Slick sound hot please please please

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE IM SO SCARED THIS IS GOING TO LEAD TO ANIMATED CARAPACIANS. I DONT WANT VIVZIE ANYWHERE NEAR MY FUCKING CHESS PEOPLE I HOPE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO HER. THIS IS LIKE 9/11 FOR ME

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AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

Puppy