spamtongspamtonsalesman1997

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton visibly relaxes}

its for the best anyway.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton sounds irritated}

WELL YOU ASKED [gosh darn it!!]

{he calms himself}

i strongly advise against going to [the man that speaks in hands.] but i cant stop you. he may help you differently than he “helped” me.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

well i had these wing things and string things. and i was big.

so [BIG!!!]

{as he talks about the Neo form, he can’t help but keep some energy out of his voice. Then he pauses}

and yet…ive never felt smaller in all my life.

it plays with you. changes you. changes how you think. how you act. makes you more irrational.

its dangerous.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

[[NEO]] is…power. it makes you [brand new] inside and out. makes you strong. so strong.

{he looks down}

it also restrains you. puts you on [there are no strings on me!]

thats the cost. the cost for [hyperlink blocked]

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton takes a deep breath in, steeling himself}

when i tried to…fix myself i had help. i went to the only one i thought could help me.

they call him [the man that speaks in hands]

he gave me the [NEO] abilities.

he never asks anything in return. he actually gives you something.

{Spamton discretely feels into his pocket to make sure his Shadow Crystal is still there.}

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

when things go [south] please come to me. i can help.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{the corners of Spamton’s eyes begin to sting at Tenna’s harsh words. He remains silent for some minutes, not trusting himself to talk.}

you dont want my help. you just want the [fast track] to being “whole” again dont you?

{he pauses again}

i understand.

i cant give you exactly what you want.

but i can point you to the man that can.

{Spamton holds up a finger}

on one [terms and conditions]

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton’s resolve is starting to waver. He wants to make Tenna happy, but he also doesn’t want to see Tenna do the things he did.}

itll feel great at first. empowering. intoxicating even.

but in the long run…

youll get hurt worse…

i dont want that for you.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton just stands there, stunned}

thats not fair. you know thats not fair.

{he pulls his hand from Tenna’s}

you know i didnt mean to.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton looks a bit hurt at your words. He shakes his head}

No. i wont tell you. i met some bad people when i went down that path. i did some bad things. i…hurt people.

{he looks Tenna in the eye}

i wont let you do that to yourself.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton, surprised by Tenna’s interest, takes a quick step back}

i dont…

{he takes a shaky breath in}

no. i dont want that for you.

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{he looks down at his feet and doesn’t speak for a long minute}

there was…one thing

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{He takes a slow breath in}

okay.

{he thinks for only a moment}

what do you need? how can i help?

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton freezes. He gets really quiet}

that was you? you hurt him?

{He takes a shaky breath in}

why? what happened??

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton shrugs}

I JUST LIKE TO HOP AROUND THE [multiverse plot] FROM TIME TO TIME!! I SAW A JEVIL THAT NEEDED [press f1 for help] SO I THOUGHT ID HELP HIM!

{he gets a slightly worried look on his face}

HE SAID YOU DIDNT TALK TO HIM MUCH ANYMORE. SO I THOUGHT ID [why are you asking me].

{he pulls a stool out of his Hammerspace Pocket™️ and sits down}

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT??

{Spamton makes his way into the studio like he owns the place}

HEYA THERE TENNA!!!

{he takes a look around and pauses}

YOU GOT YOUR [nice gaming setup] A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MY NORMAL TENNA BUT I LIKE IT.

{he pauses another moment}

THERES ACTUALLY SOMEONE I WANTED YOU TO TALK TO. HE SAYS YOU [I don’t want to talk to you right now] TO JEVIL. HE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ABOUT THAT.

@ask-the-chaoschaos

What the—?! Why’re you— what the heck??

Why are you talking to me about this, WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton’s reply comes muffled from your fist}

I KNOW IM VERY SMALL BUT PLEASE [hold your horses!!]

[spamtongspamtonsalesman1997]

{Spamton lets out a little whoop}

[that’s what I’ve been waiting for!!!] CONGRATS TENNA!!! WERE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU!!

{Spamton gets a bit more serious}

IM GLAD WEVE BEAT IT FOR NOW. BUT DONT FORGET THAT [you got a friend in me] IF YOU EVER NEED HELP. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO ANYONE FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

{Spamton sneaks into the room Solid Snake style, and sneaks up behind Tenna}

HEYA THERE [[BIG SHOT!!]] HOWS THE SHOW RUNNING???

GREAT!! Everything’s peachy!