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wet this week and the last and the last

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reblog if those man tits make you irrational

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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

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are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not

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hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

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Is it "old man yaoi" if the characters are in their 40s?

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girl who gets fired from her job at city planner for making the buildings kiss

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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

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i love that seals are carnivores and then they always look exactly like that:

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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Cough would anybody be interested in art/doodles related to forestry stuff I learn at college....maybe even shitty little daily comic sort of things

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Ren fair trip highlights: ⚔️🏇🧙‍♂️🫅🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🤺🦋💐

Got thrown into the jail for sobriety

Got my hair braided into a crown with flowers

Danced until 2am each night

Saw men in full armor joust and try to beat eachother with swords and Morningstars

Saw a fire dancing/fighting performance at night

Met a million sweetie peas

Kissed 4 girls

Kissed 2 guys

Attended my first gay wedding where instead of bouquets they held pickles from the pickle vendor

And looked amazing the entire time. Yeehaw