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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of
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controversial inventor of cheese-shaped car drives wedge between consumers
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I wish gender was edible. I’d pay for that shit.
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters
and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind
and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS
turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's
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You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars
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Collars and leashes are such a delight
Just imagine going shopping together, gently tugged along by your owner, the situation so so obvious to everyone we pass by
As I drag you along, browsing the dresses deciding which you'll try on for me, only clipping off the leash when you get changed, the moment you come to show me I immediately clip it on again, and take you for another lap around the store, to see if you like wearing this adorable outfit-
You do, of course, love it.
But I like dragging it out before you admit to it. Its so cute~
And then we leave, my doll's wardrobe a little fuller, and everyone that saw us has a new story to tell- we'll make a town legend out of you yet cutie
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Collars and leashes are such a delight
Just imagine going shopping together, gently tugged along by your owner, the situation so so obvious to everyone we pass by
As I drag you along, browsing the dresses deciding which you'll try on for me, only clipping off the leash when you get changed, the moment you come to show me I immediately clip it on again, and take you for another lap around the store, to see if you like wearing this adorable outfit-
You do, of course, love it.
But I like dragging it out before you admit to it. Its so cute~
And then we leave, my doll's wardrobe a little fuller, and everyone that saw us has a new story to tell- we'll make a town legend out of you yet cutie
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