Sparky | 19 | she/her | ace lesbian | shoutout to my (3) mutuals for being my #1 source of serotonin
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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today my dad wore a tie-dye shirt i made for him to the hospital where he works. apparently at one point he walked into the break room after seeing a patient and everyone there kinda… just started staring at him. so he got confused and was like “what is it??” and one of his coworkers asked “…is that blood?” and then my dad finally looked down and realized the collar of his shirt was visible though the scrubs, so everyone could see this vivid red splatter right near his neck. with no context whatsoever. in a hospital.
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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
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When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
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no one:
asexuals before realizing they’re ace: isn’t it weird how we call people “hot” when we just mean, like, pretty? it makes it sound like you actually feel hot when you see them. which isn’t a thing. anyway
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Just got fired for closing 10min early last night LOL ok I’m killing myself FOR REAL now
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I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day
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They say “bros before hoes” but neglect to mention that the bros are the hoes
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ive worn heart shaped glasses for almost 4 years and they are just like my Thing and i love them so much and so often people will say shit like Oh Id Love To Wear Something Like That But I Could Never Pull It Off and like... babe no one can theyre heart shaped glasses u dont wear them to look flattering or stylish or whatever u wear them to make ur soul happy
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