sparklyinternetwizard

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adulthood is for realizing that being gay and weird is actually really cool

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you're right tho

okay but i raise you: katie marovitch is to brennan lee mulligan what vic michaelis is to sam reich

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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

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0 Note posts are a Flex it jus means you Real as Fuck and they can't Comprehend what you Provided them

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NO MOM

I CANT GO TO CHURCH

I'M FUCKING GAY

I'LL DIE

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me in the future tbh

Death Peeing, after Klinger - Tristan Unrau , 2024.

Canadian , b. 1989 -

Oil on linen, 47 x 36 in.

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hi i’m back. here’s an image of baby frankie for you to use however you choose as long as you do it with love and light in your heart

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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look at this big cucumber that grew in my garden

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me when the fixation is hyper and the interest is special

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im like if my mom & dad Unfortunately had a baby

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also i dont take things literally, I've learned what they mean when people say things, so then I know what they mean through observation, rather than instinct

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.