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port jackson shark (heterodontus portusjacksoni) | source

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Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

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doodles because i miss them

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I'm pregnant and I don't give a fuck whos it is

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Todays shark is...

The Northern Spiny Dogfish!

Fun Fact: Northern Spiny Dogfish are common on the outer shelf and upper slope close to the bottom of reefs and soft sediments typically found between 50 to 300m deep!

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

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He cocked shlongingly up the stairs

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smooches!😘😘

brought to you by this bluesky post from bushy! <3

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While Republicans are working to strip healthcare away from everyone, a group of Democrats, including Senator Ed Markey of Massachusetts, just reintroduced a bill that would create state-based universal health care (a massive step toward the goal of national uhc). @massachusetts-official

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croissant shark 🥐 join my kofi anytime in may, get this as a sticker in june!

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heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

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When they first met, Crowley had to introduce himself by name to Aziraphale and Aziraphale didn't told Crowley his name but Crowley didn't seem to care. Maybe, Crowley had already known his name before that. Maybe Crowley had followed Aziraphale for a quite some time as he knew Aziraphale had a Flaming sword. I just can't stop myself from imaging Crowley as a snake, secretly followed Aziraphale around Eden.

Oh dear, Crowley's crush last more than 6000 years 😥😥😥😥

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CITATION STYLES THUNDERDOME

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you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

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Aziraphale's "Bait" Aesthetics in the Bastille Scene Opening Shot

I'm very late to this since it's season 1, but I'd like to talk a bit about the set-up of the Bastille scene and what it tells us, especially in the S2 context of "saving me makes him so happy."

Check out the composition of the opening shot:

In this image, we can see Aziraphale in a cell, where almost the entire area is shrouded in darkness. And he's sitting on this little stool, with a literal spotlight on him filtering in from the window.

You know how hard it is to see into the dark when you have a spotlight on you? If you've ever been on stage, yeah, it's a challenge. That chain on his wrists is long enough that he could move if he wanted. But no, he chose this exact spot to sit, even if it's terribly inconvenient, and he probably can't see shit.

You know how in an adventure movie, where there's a guy stealing some treasure from a tomb, and how there's always some golden object on a pedestal, illuminated with some mysterious light filtering in from above?

Or how in a monster movie the people trying to hunt down the monster inevitably convince someone to stand around and act like bait?

Aziraphale literally sets up this whole scene to look like bait. Not only does he just want to be rescued, he also wants maximum aesthetics for it.

Like he's just waiting for some creature to pop out of the darkness to snatch him up (he is- that's exactly the point). He doesn't need to see into the rest of the room well because he knows exactly what lurks in the darkness and he wants to look as enticing as possible.

God the whole thing is just so unnecessarily and delightfully DRAMATIC.