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so the kids at the end of Karma…do you think they were by the museum because the museum provided the genes from the 50th competition? or is it now a part of Anakt/other Kindergarten’s indoctrination process to tell them “there is no escape”? or maybe both

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mizi blowing up the stage in a desperate murder-suicide attempt only for alien society to frame the whole thing as a ~tragedy~ that they continue to profit off of with a museum and clones of the constestants' mixed dna and move on like nothing happened while human mistreatment is probably at an all-time high is the most alien stage way that alien stage could have possibly ended

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i fear that karma was peak vivimeng

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

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Also ☝️ it's interesting to me how despite fading more into obscurity the further we get from 1947, the ~ vibe ~ of the Old Hollywood Diva was such an iconic flavor of femininity that she still persists as sort of an echo in certain speech patterns and mannerisms, mainly found in gay people, miss piggy, and this horse

[ID: Rarity from my little pony: friendship is magic. /end ID]

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“You put porn in child safe spaces.” Then why do the “child safe spaces” have ratings and tags, Karen?

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Alien Stage Fans it’s been an honor

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Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Overcuoming Adversity

Take a sex-pest's teeth at the fucking polls.

Congratulations to Zohran Mamdani for securing the nomination.

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Bitch daughter/Bastard son

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Let’s Talk About TWST Leaks…

The next update for TWST, Book 7.5 for TWST JP, will contain animated overblot scenes made by Cloverworks. TWST JP has released an important statement about the cutscenes…

They ask that NO ONE LEAK THE CONTENT before AUGUST 1 JST! As this content is very spoiler heavy. If you decide to post, while I and TWST highly encourage you do not post, just be warned that you will get bombarded with messages and harassment from the JP side. I understand that people want to see this content but I ask that people legit follow what TWST JP has asked of us and NOT share the clips!

If you see this content online BEFORE August 1st JST, please be civil and ask them to take the content down!

I understand people want to see it as they may not have access to TWST JP but they need to understand that posting this content before the date they give all clear is insensitive. You are contributing to the problem by basically saying the creators don’t matter, their voices don’t matter. Their rules don’t matter. That ideology needs to cease and people should understand that they are not always entitled to post whatever they want whenever they want, especially when it is laid out specifically in the game’s news on the app and website.

Do NOT contribute to the problem, if you do they may NEVER give this content again and you could ruin the experience for EVERYONE. It’s tempting, I get it, I understand fully, I will record them myself and schedule the video to release later on, specially on August 1st JP to share with you all.

Remember, posting this content before they say we may can prevent other impressive and exciting content from being released later on in the future, do not be a part of this problem, actually listen and don’t post this content anywhere. I

Read about it here:

- Windblume

PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND REBLOG!!

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