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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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Ewwww

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I like to imagine Martha and Johnathan did not know who Bruce Wayne was, like as a public figure when they met him in person. In fact, they knew him for years as just “Clark’s friend”.

One day Martha just goes “Johnathan! Clark’s friend is on the television! Oh . . . oh, my! I’ve been offering this man hand-me-downs for five years!”

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The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you’ll learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same.

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found this gem on pinterest

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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cradle robber!clark kent who impulsively asked a new hire out for coffee, despite her being much younger than him

cradle robber!clark kent who cant stop the faint blush from creeping up his neck when she compliments his journalism

cradle robber!clark kent who silently celebrates when she gives him his number

cradle robber!clark kent who really wants to go on a proper date with her

cradle robber!clark kent who feels like hes taking advantage of the power imbalance

cradle robber!clark kent whos pleasantly surprised when his little crush asks him out on a date

cradle robber!clark kent whos never laughed this much in his life, or cared so deeply about someone in such a short amount of time

cradle robber!clark kent whos guilt keeps him up at night, unsure if he should break it off or keep going

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Cradle robber Clark bro 😭🙏

well this tickles my pickle very much...i tried writing a piece for this but failed miserably BUT here are my thoughts

you're a new hire at the daily planet

you accidentally spill your coffee on him

he apologises and introduces himself while cleaning the mess up for you

you thank him and give him your name

he insists on taking you out for a coffee to make up for it

you nervously agree

when you go out with him you talk about your goals

he offers to mentor /help you

you thank him and he asks for your number - "for business purposes, of course..."

you give it to him with a smile

if u guys have a scenario or prompt id LOVE TO HEAR IT

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charles sun was born to malewife forced to manslaughter

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I need more people to talk about the interpretation of Hades that Kaos (from Netflix) made, because you have no idea how much I love this old rag, it’s such a bash of fresh air after all the edgy bad boy evil muahaha interpretations of Hades(which most of them are also cool to be clear) to let him just be a silly old man trying to do things right, I literally love him so much, he’s adorable and made me appreciate Hades a bit more

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I was like, "A cat named Dennis? What a weird choice." So I looked it up and 😭😭😭

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Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.

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reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens

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cradle robber!bruce wayne who prefers to give head rather than receive it, but who is he to deny you when you look up at him so sweetly?

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i think coquette!reader used to have a lil thing w roy before she started dating jason..they hooked up a few times many summers ago and they ended things on good terms. how do we feel abt that ?

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