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fuck it. blob mitosis

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Steph, watching Dick, Jason & Tim panic: What's going on?

Bat!sib: Dick is having a midlife crisis, Jason is having an existential crisis, and Tim is just having a crisis.

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Love being part of a Fandom where one of the biggest questions is "Is it vivisection or dissection?"

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Music headcannons based solely on vibes

Danny: "It's in the top 40 for a reason" gets really into whatever is currently trendy and popular and then forgets about it when it falls out of fashion. Doesn't have strong music preferences and just bops to whatever other people decides to play

Sam: Likes screamo and metal but only really plays it to make her parents mad. Has a bunch of merch from more obscure punk bands and local musicians. Secretly loves country music but only listens to female country artist

Tucker: Got really into techno/EDM for a couple years even tried DJing for a bit and was actually pretty good at it (no one in his life knows this fact about him) now is more into synthwave

Jazz: Listens to a new genre everyday just to explore different music, so far indie folk has been her favorite, listens to orchestra covers of classic rock songs while studying, people always expect her to really be into musicals and she's never understood why

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Jazz: why is tucker sobbing?

Danny: He found one of Sam's vegan cookbook

Tucker: why would you call it mac and cheese if there's no cheese. Just call it mac and yeast!

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Here,have some of my favourite

DC pics

to tide everyone over

The shitty election results today

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cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes

hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation

hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore

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Oh what this?? Another dp x dc idea?? U bet!!!!

So anyway, Danny gets forced to go to a gala with Vlad and is not happy about it. The whole night he is just dragged around by Vlad talking to person after person and he’s sick of it.

It isn’t until late in the night when the gala is almost over that he sees an opportunity to slip away and takes it. He doesn’t get very far out the door however when a hand lands on his shoulder and turns him towards a group of people in front of a car. At first he freaks until he sees who’s guiding him to the others. BRUCE WAYNE!! GOTHAMS FAVOURITE HIMBO WITH TO MANY CHILDREN TO KEEP TRACK!!!

Seeing this as the opportunity that this was he shut his mouth and let Bruce herd him into his gaggle of orphans, who took one look at him and went- let’s see how long it takes Bruce to notice.

A long time it seems. It’s now the next day and Bruce still hasn’t noticed the extra person at the dinner table. 

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da squeakquel

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Howdy DP fandom.

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Danny: Sorry I'm late Mr Lancer, I was being hunted for sport