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there isn’t one alternate reality in which i don’t fall in love with you

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*slides the dash $5* make a linda

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since i have so many new followers, does anyone want a random wally ??

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dear sudden burst of followers: hi hello welcome thanks for coming seriously are you lost ?????

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nghhhhhhhhh……TT I just want him to come back

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Babs (bcbsgordcn‌)

she cocks a brow. wally.. the name stirred at the dust that had collected in her brain. remembering a lost friend… another earth… it was all a bit m u c h , wasn’t it? but dick had gone along with it, even put them in touch. and she trusted dick with her life.

she sighs in resignation. “alright, okay. what the fuck, right? as if this is the weirdest thing that could happen.” she was still skeptical, but… she couldn’t risk just ignoring this guy if he was right. she stretches her hands out, palms up against the cool wood surface of the wood. “c’mon, do your thing. let’s see if this really works.”

       “ okay, i know i sound crazy. but it’s super hard to explain and i don’t really get it either. but, uh, if this doesn’t work, don’t blame me, cause linda thinks i’m insane too and that’s enough for me. ” just thinking about how babs would think if this didn’t work was enough to make him spin yet again. he was getting ready to speed away at top speed if it didn’t.

       “ okay, but if dick asks, don’t tell him we held hands. and if you do that thing where you exaggerate and tell him i said something romantic as a joke i’ll take you to china and leave you there. ” the joke was probably lost on her, not having explained his powers yet, but he thought it was funny. either way he hesitantly lowered his hands onto her, making a, likely very attractive, cringing face in case she was about to punch him.

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@titanandwonder​

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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You watch. I’ll make you proud.

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Artemis (girlundefined‌)

❝ UGH ! ❞   slender fingers reach up to wipe a stray crumb from her cheek. her features are morph into a look of utter disgust.    ❝ do you ever stop eating? ❞    

       he tried to sulk, but the cookies in his mouth made it a little hard. “ i do but then you show up and i have to eat to remind myself not everything is cold and awful. ”

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Zee (guiltspelled‌)

       in all honesty, it had looked like the young speedster had gotten bored and decided that crashing into stuff was how he wanted to spend his afternoon. it was wally – she wouldn’t have been that much surprised if that was the case.

zatanna arches a brow as she sits on one of the chairs, one long leg crossed over the other. ‘  i’m guessing you’ve been at this for hours? and of course the flash makes it look easy ! he’s been doing this stuff for years. however … they do say practice makes perfect.  ’

       he was bruised and frustrated, he was just glad he had that healing factor to help with the bruising. it still didn’t help that he was getting frustrated beyond belief. perhaps he should stop running and try it slowly. 

       “ yeah, he always makes this stuff look easy, it’s annoying. you should see us at family dinner. i’ve been trying to do this since i was, like, thirteen and this is the best i can do, ” he said, vibrating a single finger as he could push it into the counter top. “ i mean, i guess i stopped getting nosebleeds when i tried it, so at least there’s that. ”

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Babs (bcbsgordcn‌)

she’s apprehensive to say the least, but when has that stood in the way of barbara’s endless quest for information? “alright, i’ll play along.” she sits at the table conveniently behind her, drumming her fingers on the table top. “the floor is yours,” she quips with a little flourish of her hands.

       a loud exhale as he tried to compile his thoughts. usually there was a big scene where he touched whoever he was trying to talk to and suddenly a flash where they remembered, but he was far from an expert on whatever had been happening. 

       he sat down, still not really sure what he’s gonna say. “ so, uh... i’m wally and this is gonna sound super weird but uh-- you and me used to be super good friends, but you don’t really remember that. i think i’m from another earth or something, i’m really not too sure. in all honesty i got dick to remember me and i really don’t know how i did it, it kinda just happened. ”

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@bcbsgordcn \  ⚡ [ accepting ]

       “ uh, hey, babs. i’ve got some weird stuff to tell you, and it’d be much easier if we sat down for a while. ”

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@shemartian \  ⚡ [ accepting ]

       “ hey there, megalicious. ” he leaned on the counter, grinning like an idiot. “ today in science we were talking about chemistry. i think we should go back to your room and do an experiment. ” 

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@atlcntean \  ⚡ [ accepting ]

       “ hey-- uh, quick question. am i allowed to eat seafood around you ?? or am i gonna, like, accidentally eat your friends or something ?? cause i’ll feel bad if i accidentally eat your second grade lab partner or something. ”

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@redheadarcher \  ⚡ [ accepting ]

       “ okay, i’m just saying, ” he started, shoveling his mouth with fries as he spoke. “ with my speed i’ve got to be able to catch an arrow like an old kung fu movie. how cool would that be, though ? ”

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@taliaromanova\  ⚡ [ accepting ]

       “ c’mon, ” he started, buzzing circles around her, only stopping to speak to her as she walked at a normal pace. “ you gotta keep up with me. or else i’m gonna solve all the crimes and take all the credit on you. ”