spellcaster-dude

[spellcaster-dude]

What are you doing here?

This blog is for the other gods of the realm @spellcaster-dude is from.

Here's our lineup thus far!

Mrs. Exponentia

I've yet to make much lore for her, but know that she is Spellcaster's mother, the Godess of Magic.

Venenum

Only recently ascended, the god of Poison and Venom is nervous around other gods, but overall pretty nice!

Metus

God of Anxiety and Fear, he is one you don't wish to encounter. Just being in his presence can invoke existential dread in mortals.

Obcasus

The patient godess of death, she awaits all people at the end of their life. Despite her title, she wishes to preserve the living, allowing all to meet her naturally after a long life. She openly welcomes those who postpone their deaths as much as possible, simply waiting until they can no longer survive and wrapping them in her arms. Anyone who kills in her name, however, does not meet the same fate.

[spellcaster-dude]

Power word: Bread

*A billion pounds of bread fall directly on top of poor spellcaster*

(He opens a portal over him, dropping it all into a pocket dimension.)

"Thanks for the bread, fuckface."

[spellcaster-dude]

*The Shadow throws a loaf of bread at spellcaster*

*...That's it, no rhyme or reason as to why they did it, not even as a "He's a bird" joke, they just did it*

(Fun fact! Spellcaster got the ability to do an ultrakill parry from an anon some time back!)

(He punches it into a nearby tree, causing it to explode on impact.)

"No."

[spellcaster-dude]

... the hell was that, a member of the fuckin psijic order or something??

{It was a prophet :3}

[spellcaster-dude]

"Lord of Rage and Hatred."

(A voice is heard behind Spellcaster, causing him to immediately turn around, surprised.)

"Who the hell-"

"That question is irrelevant. What is relevant, is that you have something locked away, a curse which yearns to kill everything in its path. Especially you."

"How did you-"

(They tap their staff on the ground, and spellcaster stops talking.)

"The mere existence of this part causes harm to you in more ways than you know. You must find a way to rid yourself of it if you wish to ever truly recover from what happened."

"But... It's impossible. I've tried!"

"Incorrect. You have yet to try everything."

(The person vanishes into smoke before Spellcaster can respond.)

"...What?"

[spellcaster-dude]

*Casts a subtle and distant metamagic spell that makes Spellcaster hear "FACK" no matter what*

{I need more elaboration on that. Does it just happen once? does it replace all other sounds? is it repeating? kinda up to interpretation.}

[spellcaster-dude]

"I can imagine..."

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"...Ah, right."

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Good enough..."

(He turns back to Chaos.)

"Aaanyway, what were we talking about? Ballistas?"

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"You were watching this whole interaction before this, right?"

"I'd assume you were either invisible or in another plane. Why not do that again?"

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Cool, can you do it less disturbingly at least?"

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"You don't need to "subtly" hint at it, fuckhead. I knew damn well who he was talking about."

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Probably because your mod thinks it's funny."

{Shadow, is this related to the TABS thing?}

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Sounds like a skill issue to me."

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"...if you hear a large thing being rolled torward you, do you not at least look at it?"

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

"Anyway, uh, I do feel like you could absolutely sense a fucking ballista being rolled close enough to hit you before you can literally just teleport away."

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"

[spellcaster-dude]

(Spellcaster literally punches flashbang into hell.)

*Chaos teleports right beside spellcaster, the teleport noise instantly making his presence known, even if Spellcaster didn't have the ranger ability add on*

Hey there spellcaster, how ya doin?

@the-chaos-lord

"I'm doing alright. You?"