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Absolutely did not catch the Bad Wolf storyline starting this early...

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

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Watching The Unquiet Dead ep of Doctor Who. Kids wanted to know of it's zombies or ghosts.

And I got to pull out this guy:

I've never been happier.

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"Spectrum" suggests it is possible to exist at any point other than either of the two extreme ends of this scenario.

I posit this is false. This, friends, is the *real* dichotomy. You may hop between them by the day or even the moment, but there is no in between.

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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Since when does Tumblr have photo filters? Is this new? Do I just never upload photos?

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My kid treated herself to a Bubble O What's Wrong With His Face. I'm so glad the next generation still gets this core life experience.

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Professor Sir Balls, this is to inform you I got back my grade after writing a literary analysis of your rat fic for class because we���re doing narratives on displacement ATM. Pleased to tell you I got 24/25 and my teacher agreed with me that “Elrond saw a rat scurrying around in the grain shed behind their house and it made him feel like a rat scurrying around in the grain shed behind their house” is a perfect description. Thought you’ll find it funny, have a nice week

Sorry I took 3 days to answer this, not bc I was busy but bc I have spent the last 72 hours staring at it in complete shock and experiencing random bouts of hysterical laughter, thus have only just managed to formulate a response:

1) What the fuck do you mean you wrote an essay about an Elrond fanfic for what I assume, considering the topic, is a university level course…

2) Whilst the story is certainly a displacement narrative, it also contains the phrase “pocket sized Celebrimbor” and features a half-elf having a nervous breakdown after identifying with a literal rodent, so I need to know WHAT you wrote in that damned essay to get you such a good grade 😭

3) YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING ME THAT YOUR BIBLIOGRAPHY CONTAINS THE WORD ‘BALROGBALLS’???

TLDR you are god’s chosen one, the strongest soldier to ever exist, the battering ram debacle is nothing in comparison to this conscious choice, and I am both in awe of and terrified by you.

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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

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I am reading scholarly works about Jane Austen and having hearteyes about obscure details in the Pemberley chapters of P&P that indicate Mr. Darcy’s sustainable land management praxis.

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I'm ear-reading Project Hail Mary and I'm *tired* guys. So don't judge when I tell you I read only the big text in the second post and immediately assumed the astrophage had invaded the North.

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Radio/TV tower, Sint-Pieters-Leeuw, 1996

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Also, Scholomance was hella fun (magic university THAT WANTS TO EAT YOU)

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

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Then what? Debate the ethics of charging tenants a Demon fee to cover potential damage from the pets they summon from the abyss. Listen to your friend, a WHS inspector, tell the story about *why* you're not allowed to ride your broomstick through the warehouse (for the fortieth time) and how the "DO NOT EAT" label on the dehydrated newt's eyes was added because someone did, indeed eat them. Fight with your mother who is desperate to schedule a Gandalf-style enchanted fireworks spectacle at your wedding, despite the known and documented disruption to the local noctural wildlife. Endure the baby shower with that socially awkward aunt who's a bit of a bigot, because if you don't invite her, well, we all remember the documentary about Sleeping Beauty. Endure the stories from your Grandpa, because back in his day they had to write their incantations by hand -- none of this 'copy and paste' rubbish. Fight to have spellbooks made available in braille, and floating captions added to the weekly haunting (along with ear defenders for those whose hearing is a little *too* sensitive). Quietly hide your nan's broomstick when she reaches the age where she's had a few accidents and can't always remember how to get home, but won't admit she's past the age of safe flying.

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

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Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable