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this is the funniest video ive ever seen in my life

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santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight...

these are the slightly tamer installments of my "dilf santa" series, which you can see in it's entirety here [link to post / not explicit, just suggestive].

[image ID: three digital illustrations of santa claus, who is drawn as a strong fat man with light rosy skin, long wavy white hair, a long wavy white beard, and tattoos on his arms, back, and stomach. in the first, he is sitting in an armchair in a library wearing a housecoat and glasses, holding a mug and reading a book titled "jingle balls" with a buff man on the back cover. in the second, he is on his back on a mechanics creeper under his sleigh, sweaty, covered in grease, and dressed in only a tank top, holding a ratchet and wiping his forehead. in the third he is in a kitchen wearing just an apron, oven mitts, and booty shorts that read "santa baby," bending over to take a tray of cookies out of the oven and looking over his shoulder. end ID]

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Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

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video games men.......... save me video games men....

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wait hang on… i’ve been informed by some close online friends that they heavily curate who they’re following 😢 i follow 317 people and i’ve pared that down heavily (but also i’ve followed like 100 random saw bloggers in the last two months lmao) so now i’m rly curious

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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

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Okay here's a better question than "have you been to a club"

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tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

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funny bunny

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Just to make a point, every time I finished a panel of this I would export it as a PNG on the perceptual setting and use it as a color reference for the next panel

IT'S BAD

PLEASE CHECK YOUR COLOR SETTINGS

EDIT: If you're still having problems, it might help to switch from "Save/Save as" to "Export (as a) Single Layer". Just. Make SURE the box labeled "Expression Color" is set to RGB. I've been messing with this all day, and it looks like this combination of settings will allow exported PNGs to maintain their colors perfectly. To you. So far both Discord and Toyhouse still only display desaturated images and I cannot for the life of me figure out why

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you’re just some twerp little faggot pretending to know things abt the real world

i’m obsessed with the way this is worded, reblog if you’re just a twerp little faggot

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If a guy ever asks for nudes just keep sending him this image until he stops

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK