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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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My favorite thing to do when I see a small child staring at me is to wink at them mischievously because it makes them think that I am perhaps a wizard

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Needless to say, I was not hired to write Wayne Family Adventures.

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yuup 👆 healthy baby animal

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I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

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One of my coworkers keeps commenting on how early I come into work like girl…I come in at 9am….That’s called being on time…

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Included in Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 2/2024), #10.

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whatever. at least you and me and scary jeff make three

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.

Bonus:

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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct