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Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

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having a protagonist who’s emotional + cries a lot is…. Good. love that. will never get tired of that. love seeing them wear their heart on their sleeve. apathy is out. unrestrained emotions, no matter how embarrassing, are in

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yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

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i make 1 typing error

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I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

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its mothman! <3

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another thing i like about ASOUE is that Daniel Handler has essentially done the thing queer people do where theyre like ‘every one of these characters is gay and you cant prove me wrong’ except its ‘everyone here is jewish and im the writer so you cant do shit about it’

like most if not all characters have made references to jewish traditions or Yiddish words along with the baudelaires being canonically jewish

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welcome to my treasure trove

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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

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Source

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this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

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natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

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I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon