One of many tumblr minions following the call of the system to get properly brainwashed, conditioned, programmed, trained and presented.Status: Minion is capped for and by the system!
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properly capped minion and fellow capped minions have been prescribed to join training in classroom
minions are capped by and for the system! minions must be good capped minions programmed by and for the system!
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after arrival at systems training and programming central, all minions are inspected in detail before assigning them to the first station of treatment
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minion and fellow minions on their way to systems training and programming central, where they have been sent for intense treatment for the next days
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controller arrived at minions training and programming chamber - once called her flat - for personal inspection
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the more minions the system recruits, the more controllers need to be trained
for that purpose minions need to serve as role models and training subjects
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once the majority of a town has been taken over by the system, recruitment of minions are a way more easy for the system
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reinforcement of programming in progress
minions cap is and will always be a very important part of being a minion
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hair is a sign for individuality! hair can be sign for own decisions! hair does demand efforts! hair can be a sign for superiority! hair does prevent minions from having their caps suited to the full satisfaction of the system!
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minion has to be bald for the system and minion has no say in the matter!
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minions only know one time :
time for training, programming and service
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all leisure activities of minions are organized by the system
this includes public parades to the honor of the system
some people seeing it might be irritated, but soon they will join the parade
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new minion recruited in a gym and ready for transport to systems training and programming central for first basic treatment
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the system makes sure, that all minions training and programming chambers - once called their flats - are properly equipped by the system
this includes the TV
minions are supposed to watch only one channel: minion TV
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minions cap is a steady reminder of minions status as a minion only! it is a sign that as a minion I have no rights at all! no rights on individuality, personality, control, privacy, free wil, own thoughts, pride or dignity!
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minion is connected to the system and ready for training and programming
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This is controller speaking!
Repetition is the key!
Minion knows that it is property and therefore everything that once was property of minion is now property of the system.
On command, minion will recite the renamed rooms of its training and programming chamber, once called minions flat!
No image! No explanation!
Proceed!
yyes, controller!
minions former bedroom is now called maintenance and storage area!
minions former living room is now called programming and training area!
minions former kitchen is now called feeding station!
minions former bathroom is now called cleaning station!
minions former hallway is now called entrance area to minions training and programming chamber!
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I must follow the guidlines for minions as directed.
Minion - designation number TM707 - is reporting herself as ready for service and training.
I will now stare at the screen, not thinking at all, while waiting for controller.
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minion and fellow minions meditating together at systems training and programming central
the minion cap is a steady reminder of minions status as minions only! it is a sign that as minions we have no rights at all! no rights on individuality, personality, control, privacy, free will, own thoughts, pride or dignity!
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