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i had an itch i needed to scratch

i don't know how his headphones wouldn't fall off... clearly sam just defies gravity naturally if his hair has anything to say about it

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rock star⭐

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local chicken man gets roasted and then steals money from coworker (don't worry he doesn't actually take the dollar lol)

based on these treasures:

putting links to the original tumblr posts in reblog cuz i'm afraid tumblr will stop my posts from showing if i put links in em :/

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"Oh farmer! Good morning!"

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"Anything caught your eye?"

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job search

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you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler

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No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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hey sry im trying to vet who i follow bc i keep accidentally following problematic ppl :(( are you a bad person in any way

im a good person in absolutely every way who has never made a single mistake, don't worry at all, i'm perfect 🥰

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Staying up for 24 hours is fucking hard when you're 33. Damn.

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Uruk, Iraq 

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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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-Still Life with Plaster Statuette, a Rose and Two Novels-

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reko my life is yours ………

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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one more for the chappell roan - issance