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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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Yamato’s second day on the job: one child is crying, another is an assassin, the third is a demon leveling forests
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Im gonna see my bf on Saturday!! After almost a month of not seeing each other!!! Im gonna pee from excitement
Also im gonna go look at an apartment tomorrow so i really hope i get it!!!! Fingers crossed🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
#i cant live here anymore i hate my landlord hes so mean for no reason#like ur not my parents bro leave me alone#i got back to my apartment and he rearranged some kitchen stuff the way he wants it to be#like i should kill him for it#its not a big deal but it is uk???
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this "waking up everyday" thing is kinda overrated
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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me
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i wanna put a stick of butter in my ***** and let him **** me until it’s whipped cream
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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those
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got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.
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in honour of the thirteenth anniversary of The cas lamp halo shot here are some of my other favourite cas lamp halo shots
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I saw a post with like 20k notes the other day straight up saying word for word "Drugs don't cause bad behaviors" and it sort of reminds me of the way I've seen people talk about mental illness in that it tries so hard to destigmatize the thing-in-itself that it winds up pushing into this absurd denialism of the thing's ability to actually causally effect things. like when kanye had a manic breakdown or whatever a couple years ago and you would straight up see people say "well when my friend has a manic episode he watches videos about speed running all night" as if to suggest that it's absurd to suggest that a mental illness might actually change someone's behavior
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remember when everyone was getting back to supernatural the summer of 2020 and then something happened that november ? yeah
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If I was in my deathbed my last wish would be to get queerbaited real good
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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