spongebobhayes

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Hi little buddy! How you? :D

- @franken-frat-boy

KYLE MY MANN I MISSED YOU :DD

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Bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u bite-

What the freak?!! Are you a vampire or something? Stop biting me >:p

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Hey I'm back my dudes!! Sorry I was gone :'3 Please bombard me with asks I'm bored!!! >_<

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Aw no mom 😔 (and yea you used Opp right good job dad! :D)

Dear Mr. Darling,

James had the audacity to leave me for this 'zabel' guy. Practically kicking me out of my own home, and not letting me see my sons. I am in desperate need of some comfort from someone who also doesn't like him, and will be awaiting your response.

Sincerely,

@ms-dahlia-eldridge-march

Hello Dahlia,

I'm so sorry James kicked you out. You deserve better than a serial killer anyway, sweetheart. You could always stay at my mega mansion I purchased with my OF money, there's plenty of empty rooms!

Hang in there!

[spongebobhayes]

Dad who's this? Is this our mom? :0

Dear Mr. Darling,

James had the audacity to leave me for this 'zabel' guy. Practically kicking me out of my own home, and not letting me see my sons. I am in desperate need of some comfort from someone who also doesn't like him, and will be awaiting your response.

Sincerely,

@ms-dahlia-eldridge-march

Hello Dahlia,

I'm so sorry James kicked you out. You deserve better than a serial killer anyway, sweetheart. You could always stay at my mega mansion I purchased with my OF money, there's plenty of empty rooms!

Hang in there!

[spongebobhayes]

Why are you guys talking about ovals? :p does frat-kyle know more shapes or something?-

what is ovalating

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Ooc [ Five fav songs!!]

Cry Baby - Destroy Boys

This Hurts - MSI

Ready Set, Not yet - Beetlejuice the musical

Drain You - Nirvana

Ome Robert - Joost

Tags!! @marchsfreakshow @franken-frat-boy @l3m0nt4rt @kappa-kyle @evanspk @double-features

List five songs you like!

Thx for the tag @bohnerrific69

Talk too much - COIN

Sailor song - Gigi Perez

Sticky - Tyler the Creator

LABOUR - the cacophony - Paris Paloma

Chapstick - COIN

No pressure tags: @jgabriel1920 @theswanqu33nsblog @decafboyfriend @decaf-mother @therealkyspence + anyone else who wants to join

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Where are all the babes?

I wish I knew man 😔

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Dad why is this mustache man trying to marry you? I'm very confused with all of..."this"- 🥲

wins lawsuit, you're poor again

😈

@thejamespatrickmarch

My children and I will fucking get you for this you stupid fuck I have a witch, a ghost, and two... idek what to call them you're fucking COOKED >:C

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Nooo! Your still cool man your super awesomesauce 😭🫂

I don't fear Cordelia

So I will bite you

nom >:3

what have I done to deserve this...

[spongebobhayes]

:0 can we trade??!! I have another fuzzy friend

His name is nom and he's very fluffy and Sigma :p

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is this your snail? He seems lost

[spongebobhayes]

:0 can we trade??!! I have another fuzzy friend

His name is nom and he's very fluffy and Sigma :p

@spongebobhayes

is this your snail? He seems lost

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Did you find bras?

>:3

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😰

[Pooks I know where you live-]

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Chat why am I the youngest here what the freak is this 😠 this is so not cool

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What the freak im 14 why is everyone so freakin old‼ how old is everyone else 😰

I don't fear Cordelia

So I will bite you

nom >:3

what have I done to deserve this...

[spongebobhayes]

Ok maybe not lame but...your old 😒

I don't fear Cordelia

So I will bite you

nom >:3

what have I done to deserve this...