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The World Stands in Solidarity
Italy
Germany
Australia
United Kingdom
Canada
Japan
New Zealand
Sweden
Netherlands
Denmark
Ireland
Syria
Brazil
Iran
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I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
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them: thanos is the most built up villain of all time
me, an intellectual:

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phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet
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When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on
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