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Maggie//New York(24, she/her)
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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
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I'm eating THREE varieties of homemade focaccia with NO fucking shirt on and I had to crop the pic I sent of how much fucking bread my spouse and I housed because you could see my tits in the toaster oven and I didn't want my nice friend who made me bread to know that I was having a liberated nipples summertime focaccia moment.
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Misha Collins playing Castiel.

Misha Collins playing Castiel playing Lucifer.
Misha Collins playing Castiel playing Lucifer playing Castiel.
Misha Collins playing Misha Collins.

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the gender my parents know about and my much cooler gender my online friends know about
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Hey, fellow fantasy nerds, I invite you to vibe along to this lesser known early 2000s fantasy banger
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men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are
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car dudes are absolutely insufferable yet plane and train dudes are an absolute delight. this means the more passengers a mode of transport can hold the higher the likability of the people into them. in this essay i will dissect this phenomenon and
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Where's that post that's like "I can't buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen"
Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much

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Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it's healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!
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WHY are all my friends SCATTERED ACROSS THE WORLD and not IN MY HOUSE for a SLEEPOVER
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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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