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is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag
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what’s the real mood for november?
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you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it
me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made
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I wish I could absorb this image through my skin
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im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch
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you (eats stupid eggs): hey
me, eating a book on newton’s laws of physics: whomst’d’ve, me?
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Child: breathes Mom: he’s gonna be a doctor someday :’)
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This is the sign that broke my heart.
Trans kids are not a threat.
( from the trans rights rally at post office square in boston, 2/23/17. )
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Doctor: you have 6 months to live
me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Doctor: how the hell did you do that
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