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YEET

-I yell as I then throw a cat with the Spawn Wings at you, then proceed to turn to smoke and disappear before any questions can be asked.-

oh spawn-

what on earth..? whos cat? oh my, a member of spawn are you? curious..

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"Your...religion vexes and interests me. May I perhaps gently suggest talking to someone you trust? Someone who is preferably sound of mind?"

/rp (it's my OC. Heh. This is totally NOT. A self promo)

trust? trust who. i havent trusted since my last courtship.. i proved trust is for the weak, or non followers.

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TWO TIME HOW THE HELL DID YOU LIGHT WATER ON FIRE, MELT THE OVEN, AND ELECTRIFY YOUR DAGGER IN THE KITCHEN-?!?!

i did?! i was unaware- oh spawn- AHH GOODNESS?!?!?!?

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Woe.

🥚

One egg upon ye.

.. thank you??

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if the spawn can give you a second life, can it help you do a backflip?

well.. ive never tried!

should i..? who should i ask to spot me ??

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"Two Time, did you lose your dagger by any chance? i found this one that looks like yours in a field of nightshade. i don't know if its yours or one that looks like yours." -i reach into my pocket and pull out Two Time's dagger, a nightshade flower still on it, but i simply removed it and set the flower aside-

"and also, have you been hearing that weird whistling sound recently?(Flowers reference, incase you were wondering) i swear i keep hearing it but don't know where from. and Elliots been acting weird this round."

ah.. thank you, must have been my last one. i thought i lost it.

um.. i have been hearing odd noises. oh dear

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"You like cats?"

-E

i do in fact! i love cats, they are wonderful!

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have you ever tried poke bowls?? they're the bomb, especially the tofu quinoa one from poke house

ive honestly never heard of them..

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Are you a cat

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“Two Time you didn’t stun the killer last round!”

i hear that too much.. it is spawns duty to protect them.. not mine.

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miau miau miau miau miau 🙀

oh really? how interesting..

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AH! WHa-... a frog..?? uegggh.. stop ! this is gross..

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would you like to have kids of your own??

what? eugh.. the only way i would ever even consider would be for more spawn members, but id rather not.

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where did you get your dagger, and is it actually an effective weapon?

i found the dagger. it wasn't as "effective" as you called it, when i first found it. i fixed it, two punctures represent the pure greatness of two lives!

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would you drop kick a baby for the spawn?- or are you very peaceful 😃

um.. what... i dont.. i dont think i have to answer that..

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Two Time, I like you, have a cupcake! ^^

why thank you.. pink.. pony.. may i interest you in spawnism?

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how gender are you 1-10

zero.