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Spreading Magic and Pixie Dust.
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Everything. Quick wit and sarcastic. Not meant to be funny.
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tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
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I hate my roommate she is so ignorant
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Some people are such assholes. Like stop judging someone until you know them. Don't make fun of them because they are different..and don't talk shit if you don't know. It would make the world a better place.
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FROZEN | Let It Go
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putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
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Favorite thing ever.
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Keeps getting better and better... might be going home sooner than I thought.
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Of course it could get worse. Hopefully I find out tomorrow if I can give blood so my great grandma can still be here with us. Fingers crossed.
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"Its my happy ending, now its time to say goodnight. we can stop pretending, tell the spotlight man turn off my light. Cause the show is done now, and its time to leave the stage. Yea! The good guy won now and the band has no more songs to play. Its a happy ending so Ill say. Goodbye, Goodbye to all the make believe. Goodbye theres no more magic up my sleeve. Theres nothing left to act up here, ill take my bow and disappear. No questions left for answering. Theres only one word left to sing, Goodbye. Its a happy ending, to the greatest show on earth. Now the curtains descending and I hope you got your moneys worth. Gonna stop the show now cause I wanna leave on top. So get up and go now. Cause theres nothing left inside my head. Everything thats left to says been said Goodbye, Goodbye to all the song and dance. Goodbye off stage I stand a better chance. The show is through the parts been played. No standing in the wings afraid. No voilins or phony tears. The word thats music to my ears is goodbye. Well goodbye, goodbye, GOODBYE!! Im not afraid of stopping, this end could be my start. I wanna live a life and not just play a part. Ill walk into the sunset, Ill sail across the sea, the final word the last youll hear of me, Of me... Is goodbye, Goodbye to every night alone. Goodbye, goodbye to lives I dont own. Im tired of living on the stage. A life thats only on the page. Empty lies are in the past, ive tried before but heres the last goodbye. Now goodbye, Goodbye, GOODBYE!"
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"Your worth does not depend on how desirable someone finds you. Spend less time in front of the mirror and more time with people who make you beautiful."
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A conversation with my British boyfriend
Me: Here, I didn't get my currency exchanged so here is some American money.
Connor: Oooh!
Me: These are state quarters - here's an Oregon, this one's an Idaho, and this is South Dakota.
Connor: Can you use them in the other states, too?
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Connor:
Me: Yes.
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Well, there is always a bad turn somewhere for me. Just trying to stay busy until it's all over.
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My best friend is coming down!!!
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I would like my best friend here right now.
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It's official!!!!! I'm going back to camp!
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I would participate in dapper day if I didn't have to work tonight.. so instead my roommate and I are going to have "dress like a tourist"day and I'm pretty excited.
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