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I could happily go the rest of my life without seeing another post about how orgasms aren't the point of sex. It's true enough but women don't have to be told our pleasure doesn't matter, we already figured that out via the constant societal messaging that tells us our pleasures and desires are at best frivolous if not dangerous

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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o please o please o please o please o please

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The possibility of The Winds of Winter not being released for more than three years makes me want to put myself in a coma until it is released.

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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i'm not a good person so whenever I remember that people online who constantly get involved in or start the dumbest discourse imaginable are probably genuinely miserable in their real life it does make me feel a little better

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do you remember that one post a few months ago about like. "everyone around you has brain damage from long covid and that's why you're so much better than them"

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.

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I’m sorry but “can bisexual women bring their boyfriends to pride” is still the funniest and most clearly online argument ever like you know someone has never been to pride if they entertain this conversation do you think they have scanners at pride that can somehow detect you’re straight. Pride is 50% corporations

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i assumed the 'what sin do you relish most' image set was just your typical dadaist "its funny when a long diatribe about something stupid/broadly-disagreed-with is imposed on an image set of unrelated characters" type of joke image but op of that post IS an actual tradcath and DID post it unironically. which im not sure if it makes the whole situation funnier, stupider, worse, or all 3

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Sorry this is the funniest fucking criticism on sabrina carpenter

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do you ever just sit and realize how insane people have acted towards you