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I love him

He's one of my best friends and I can't stop

I wanna hug him, kiss him, and hold him tight

I wanna see his happy, his sad, his angry

I wanna make him laugh

I want him to love me

But I would never wish he'd love me like I love him

I'd never wish this pain on anyone

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A mature Pokemon game should only change 1 thing - SKIPPABLE DIALOGUE

Holy shit, violet is a NIGHTMARE. Great game, couldn't care less about the story.

Why do I have to listen to everyone's story for ages?!

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I hate busses

My 1st bus never showed up, the 2nd was 5 min. late.

I'm currently going through 2 cities on the 2nd bus that aren't even part of its route bc bus 2's driver took a wrong turn even though this part of the route is a STRAIGHT FUCKING ROAD

I'm tired of busses...

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So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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Yeah, so...

I got premium.

Spotify won.

I think ads should be limited to 30 seconds at most, by law.

Why do I have to listen to 3 minutes of music and then 4 minutes of ads I'm not interested in, SPOTIFY?!

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Made my mom laugh, so there's that

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding

She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!

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A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

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So many books to read but not enough money.

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If "Dark Souls" was designed to be mainstream, we'd play as Gwyn before the war with the dragons.

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God DAMN

I know we all talk about Jason finding out Dick killed the Joker from Tim or one of the other batfam members, but what if:

One day he’s searching for blackmail material on a member just for fun and knows Damian keeps a list of all of them so he backs into the files and realised the folder with the heaviest inscription to unlock is one labelled “Contingencies”.

He opens it to find every single person in their family is on there and starts surfing through them. When he sees Tim’s he freezes, mentally filing away some horrific details for checking up on him later, Jason’s list is impressive but not much he didn’t expect…still concerned how he got the evidence though.

His fingers hesitate over Batman’s, and after thinking screw it what the hell clicks on it just to realise most of them are psychological, and had to do with Jason. One video showed Bruce as Jason remembered him from his robin days. He was pacing furiously in the Manor, tugging on his pocket square which for him was a high level of distress, before he went upstairs - to Jason’s room when he stayed there - and looked in. The change was sudden, Bruce’s shoulders sagged and his face grew into one of fondness, one he’d rarely seen before.

“I cant help it Alfred.. Scarecrow’s toxin.. I KNOW it isn’t real but.. I can’t stop thinking about it. What if -“ and Jason can’t really believe his ears, that was a fucking quiver in his voice- “What if one day it comes true?” “What was your worst fear Master Bruce?”.

“Jason..” and Jason flinches. “I.. I saw him die, and I was powerless. I cant lose him Alfred. I just cant.”

The recording ends, and it takes a while for Jason to realise he can’t breathe. He sends the file to himself and laughs bitterly, remembering what the fear toxin had shown him. Lucifer. It had shown him falling from Bruce’s grace, being his greatest disappointment. “Guess we both failed each other didnt we old man?”

After what feels like forever, when he can feel his fingers stop shaking his eyes drift over to Dicks.

Damian sure does adore him, wonder what the brats got in store for him.

Most of them were things he was sure Dick could handle, until a glitched file appeared which read “for EXTREME situations only.”

When he heard Joker laugh, Jason could’ve sworn he was in the cave. “Hello there old friend! Aww why the long face?”

Dick wasn’t facing the camera, but the sheer aura of destruction radiating off of him was enough for Jason to know Joker was in danger. Judging by his outfit and well- hair- this must’ve been years ago.

“Didn’t you like my..ah.. gift? It was quite the blast I hear!”

Dicks fists clenched. His usual smile was gone, replaced by a hatred so vile it could’ve rivalled batman’s glare. It was so odd.. seeing him so pissed.

“Well that’s what happens.. when birds get hit. They never see what’s right in front of them and then BAM!”

As his laughter rang out Jason heard Dick whisper something. It was so soft, quieter than he’d ever heard him and he found himself leaning forward.

“What’s that? How long he lasted? Well I counted everytime he screamed when I broke his bones so-“

“SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!”

Jason stumbled back, nearly falling to the floor himself. Dicks voice was thundering, echoing across the cave.

What the hell had happened? Why was Dick so mad? Why wasn��t he smiling?

“You..killed him.”

And that’s when it hit Jason. Oh. This was after he’d died.

The joker was trying to say something, but Jason couldn’t hear him. All he could focus on was how Dick was behaving, how he was walking upto Joker. Jason had seen that before.

The intent to kill.

SLAM

The fight was brutal, and blood flew everywhere, mixed with the laughter and cries of the Joker while Dick yelled, YELLED so loudly he could’ve sworn the cave was shaking before the sound of a wet snap ricocheted and Dick went limp.

No.. no no no no.

He watched in horror as Dick stood up, drenched in blood and heaving. Dick had gone- no BEATEN- the joker for Jason.

But the longer he looked, the more he felt the Lazarus pit burning inside him.

The joker wasn’t moving.

Dick walked away, and in the shadows, with bloody fists and face of hatred could not see him as the Dick he knew.

“Dead.”

He looked up to hear Dick whisper to the thundering sky outside.

“I killed him Jason. The joker is dead. Rest in peace little wing.”

Jason’s feet gave out under him, and he crashed to the ground gasping for breath.

Never in his wildest dreams had he thought he had been avenged.

Never did he even think that Dick had only killed once… and only for him.

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Something really refreshing about "Tangled", the "Frozen" movies and so on is not the plot but the main actors.

Idina Menzel, who I don't think was a hyper celebrity, Mandy Moore, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad, Aurora, none of these were hyper famous, but they were good for the roles.

We have been casting for fame for so long and it's so refreshing.

(Go watch Lindsey Ellis' video on Robin Williams and Disney for more information on celebrity casting)

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I just had an idea - a Legend of Zelda musical.

Link is still mute and still the p.o.v character.

But everyone talks and sings around him, and he's as confused as you'd think

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I love "Elden Ring" lore videos.

Have you TRIED to understand something written by J.R.R Martin?

I admire your courage but pity your hubris.

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I think ads should be limited to 30 seconds at most, by law.

Why do I have to listen to 3 minutes of music and then 4 minutes of ads I'm not interested in, SPOTIFY?!