she/they/he, 21 years of age :) friendly neighbourhood dyke >:) nice manners for a thief and a liar
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6


PROPAGANDA:
[Dr. Doppler]
"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."
Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't consider mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!
[Garak]
"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."
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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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How much fur does Blephie have now?
not enough
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lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace
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more fics (and literature in general) should have sexual failings and erectile dysfunction
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so basically an ancient nothing just stomped me to death
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Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world
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shout-out to the people who...
need clear directions when given a task
have to think for a long time after being asked a question
need to ask people to repeat what they just said, even multiple times
have poor spelling, grammar, handwriting, etc.
don't have the best memory and need to be reminded of things
find it difficult to understand things that might be simple to others
take a long time to make decisions or are often indecisive
need learning accommodations
need a calculator even for simple math
have trouble reading or need to reread things multiple times before understanding the text
feel they are "below" or "behind" their peers (you're not! you're just you and that's okay.)
i see you. you're not "broken."
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From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later
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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks
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this tweet is on par with “omg you people can’t do anything” in terms of how it changed the way i think and move about the world because now when i tell people i’ve only had my doppio espresso i hear this tweet word for word
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Now 60, handpoked by his girlfriend when he was 16
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