30+/He/him - Mostly reblogs, art, chilean, Guild Wars fan. Blah, blah, blah. Names's Simon.
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My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb






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Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It
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PHOENIX FAN FUSION 2025
I'm gonna be there! Jun 6-8th 2025. Booth A1405. You should come.
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Description: A dark illustration depicting a small side street at night or early morning. In the background we see the fading tops of small neighborhood buildings. In the foreground is a telephone pole, illuminated by a glowing phoenix sitting on the wires. Birb is birb.
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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
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the fact that the Eldritch Hellsite now offers a prosocial lil heart reaction, with which we can positively reinforce each other's level of batshit like monkeys throwing peanuts at each other, is. so funny to me
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this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years
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Gull inspecting two fake eggs and deciding to incubate the larger one By: Thomas D. McAvoy From: Life Nature Library: Animal Behavior 1965
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occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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