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Hm. I lost my phone for a time. Happy pride month to all, most specifically, the doctor and his husband. Magnifique!

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SOT FRAB, I LOVE YOY

And I love you, random citizen! Oho!

I can feel my fame rising already!

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ARE YOIU ALIVE

Unfortunately

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Droppd phon

Ky won’t work anymor

Snd th txan

Hlp

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(OOC, Loudest snort of my fucking LIFE, I GOT THOSE NOTIFICATIONS AT THE SAME TIME.)

YAPPING. Going all BLABLA. BLABBERING. YAMMERING. DRONING ON. NOT LANDING THAT PLANE!!!

In short I theorise you’re the type to talk absolutely anyone’s ears off, and boy, do I endorse that.

Oh, Heavy was right.

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How good do you expect me to be when I am stuck with *claws*?

Theres a bbug;

I- What, do you want me to kill it? Move it? Are you scared of insects, Spy?

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It may of been passed a cigarette and I refuse responsibility.

Theres a bbug;

I- What, do you want me to kill it? Move it? Are you scared of insects, Spy?

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Honhon.

“This isn’t even all of them, I swear they keep multiplying…”

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WWROONG! THE PARAKEET WAS RENAMED TO ‘PAST’ IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE! DEMOMAN /DID/ SHOW UP!

I am quite passionate about such things.

Have you thought of what you'll do when you and doktor retire? Not sure if this was asked before...

-🍃

Hmm... I would like to move in with doctor, into nice little cabin far enough that we have privacy, but close to town for work and shopping.

We would have much money from mercenary job, but doktor would work at nearby clinic to busy himself, I could... Maybe work construction. Or as lumberjack.

We would have little garden by cottage, and we would grow vegetables like carrots, and fruits like strawberries. During summer we would make strawberry popsicles, and sit out on porch together on matching rocking chairs, enjoying our days.

Mm, that would be dream.

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Well, I can provide questions to prove you may of read it. Try these;

-What was the Medic and Pyros full names within the story?

-What is the English meaning for the Parakeets name?

-How many members out of the original team make an actual appearance?

-What happened to the Medic in the beginning?

-What happened in Atlanta?

If you can answer at least 2 of these, I will believe you truly read it.

Have you thought of what you'll do when you and doktor retire? Not sure if this was asked before...

-🍃

Hmm... I would like to move in with doctor, into nice little cabin far enough that we have privacy, but close to town for work and shopping.

We would have much money from mercenary job, but doktor would work at nearby clinic to busy himself, I could... Maybe work construction. Or as lumberjack.

We would have little garden by cottage, and we would grow vegetables like carrots, and fruits like strawberries. During summer we would make strawberry popsicles, and sit out on porch together on matching rocking chairs, enjoying our days.

Mm, that would be dream.

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Prove you read the fanfic, fat man. I dare you!

Have you thought of what you'll do when you and doktor retire? Not sure if this was asked before...

-🍃

Hmm... I would like to move in with doctor, into nice little cabin far enough that we have privacy, but close to town for work and shopping.

We would have much money from mercenary job, but doktor would work at nearby clinic to busy himself, I could... Maybe work construction. Or as lumberjack.

We would have little garden by cottage, and we would grow vegetables like carrots, and fruits like strawberries. During summer we would make strawberry popsicles, and sit out on porch together on matching rocking chairs, enjoying our days.

Mm, that would be dream.

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Please, nobody tell him about ‘Of Sound Mind’. Please, I want the honours. Go read it, 35 chapters of Heavy and Medic. Definitely no lobotomy involved and I most CERTAINLY did not shed a tear.

Have you thought of what you'll do when you and doktor retire? Not sure if this was asked before...

-🍃

Hmm... I would like to move in with doctor, into nice little cabin far enough that we have privacy, but close to town for work and shopping.

We would have much money from mercenary job, but doktor would work at nearby clinic to busy himself, I could... Maybe work construction. Or as lumberjack.

We would have little garden by cottage, and we would grow vegetables like carrots, and fruits like strawberries. During summer we would make strawberry popsicles, and sit out on porch together on matching rocking chairs, enjoying our days.

Mm, that would be dream.

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It has been a very entertaining watch.

Ugh. This base is so loud today. Is that Spy I hear? It was Soldat this morning. My patience is wearing thin.

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Yes, YEEEES!! HAHAAAAH, I AM A FREE CRAB! C’EST LA VIE, YOU HORRIBLE PORCH TERMITES, THE CRAB HAS FOUND HIS THRONE!

HAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHHAHAWHHAURYUCOIRCOUGNCGUNCGUH—

Gguh. Ow. HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

pspspspspsps i have cigarettes come home little crab ple ase

HHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH-

… Yes. I will come home.

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Back to the high life, ahah! I can already taste a fresh Marlboro on my tiny, crustacean ‘lips’, perhaps even Lucky Strike! Or any nicotine. I am antsy. So antsy.

pspspspspsps i have cigarettes come home little crab ple ase

HHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH-

… Yes. I will come home.

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A lil crab ?

*Staring at you with my big (dino) autistic eyes*

Oui.

A crab.

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pspspspspsps i have cigarettes come home little crab ple ase

HHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH-

… Yes. I will come home.