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A majority of skeletons are legal

Hey what's the difference between a baby and a skeleton

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What they said

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Why would he say this @penis-sample-pack

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Everyone on here is a discount blog of someone else

joe biden was a little sluggish tonight because the technicians havent milked him in a while okay ?

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Man I love when people physically add tags to posts

why is this so funny

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If you’re taking requests still it’d be lit if you could do a sketch or something of this. Your art is fucking radical

Oh my god look at the cool colours

Super cool oc,

And thank you so much!

Hope this is cool!

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Are you a gas particle?

Ahhh, feels good to be in ideal conditions at low pressure and high temperatures

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.skaerf dibrom uoy ot erom leappa lliw taht sepoh, Tumblr Dead gnicudortni won er’ew, enog Tumblr Evil htiW. ffats rlbmuT s’ti enoyreve iH

Hi everyone it's Tumblr staff. With Tumblr Live gone, we're now introducing Tumblr Dead, in hopes that will appeal more to you morbid freaks.

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True

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

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Chicken Permission 😍😍😍💖😩😏

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What he’s a kid attracted to adults? He’s an adult who kids are attracted to?

I'm watching JoJo's bizarre adventure.

God these people are so fucking british

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That’s what I’m for

Tumblr should let you add enemies

It's like following someone except for evil purposes

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What the fuck?

the green goblin

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Good luck.

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

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I've seen a couple of posts making jokes about the Casting of the Winter King. You know, stuff to the effect of "I can't believe that if you mix Tom Kenny and Tom Kenny you get Brian David Gilbert" or "Brian David Gilbert is exactly at the midpoint between two flavors of Tom Kenny". And all of these posts are very funny, and I do like them a lot. This post is not meant to start an argument or criticize or complain about them as much as me adding my opinions and thoughts inspired by the thoughts these posts evoked in me.

Because, the thing is... I actually don't think describing the Winter King as 'the middle' of Simon Petrikov and Ice King is a fully accurate way to put it. This is certainly what his design evoke, I think that is how obviously how he presents himself but... after what he did I think he is actually even farther away from Simon Petrikov than Ice King ever was.

That's kinda why the Winter King has a different voice, I think? On a meta level. It's a subtle little reminder that this guy and this guy

Still have, on some level, more in common with each other than either do with this guy

And from an in-universe perspective, I think with the way he switches back to Tom Kenny just as his magic fades away and he's about to die...I think the implication is that the Winter King has been using magic to make his appearance more idealized and attractive. Most obviously in terms of height.

And he probably also did a similar thing with his voice.

Therefore, the main conclusion we must draw from this is that Brian David Gilbert is the most attractive man Simon Petrikov can think of.

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T’is true

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts