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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
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Oh, I see that this school is very um…. diverse
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officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain
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unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want
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it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.
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*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
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wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*
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someone: *raises their voice*
me: death is so close i can practically taste it
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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”
a hero emerges
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Her name is Laetitia Ky and she’s only 23! 😍😍 I’ve already seen a white girl steal her idea so let’s promote tf out of the OG.
Her IG
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being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week
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What if we just remove men from politics? 🤔
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