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Hate it when the squishmallow try to tell me the squishie’s name like no way in hell is this shrimp named Monica what the fuck are you talking about. But when beanie babies does it its ok because yeah that monkey’s name is bongo. Thats right.

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My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

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Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

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my beautiful laboratory solar system 100% accurate

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ok enough red and blue yaoi boys its time for pink and blue yaoi boys again

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spot black goofin

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Fuck you *restrains your pet beast*

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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying

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like a schlub im going through and watching agatha all along and AUUGHHGHGUGUHGHG ITS GOOD

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AUUUGHH MY BOYYY ヾ(:3ﾉｼヾ)ﾉｼ HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM!!!! the lil pom poms!!!!!

Artfight attack for @squeakadeeks!

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hiii ｡^_^｡*robs you with space guns*

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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.