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Oh!

And doxxing an adult is completely fine ^^

After all, nobody cared when sssniperwolf doxxed jacksfilms bc jack is a fully grown adult

👍👍👍

you’re such a horrible person you bully teenagers and call them slurs, you dox them

like I really hope your irls know what you do and they all leave you

Fuck you @warmlymajesticstorm is an adult

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Not very niiiiiiice

U need a smack, c'mere

Fuck @warmlyv2 @squeeshiest-boi @lookoutwor @warmlymajesticstorm @catgirl-luca

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Nuh uh

I ain't scared.

Imma beat dat berd up!

Bam bam bam!!!

Doof.. doof doof

POWPOWPOW

a magpie!!!!!! don't they go around beating ppl up or smtn

idk @squeeshiest-boi can you confirm

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did unity ever come back?

Nope :3

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My 12 yro gfs dad said I can't marry her bc im too old...

Shut up lil bro, I'm literally twice Ur age 🙄🙄🙄

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I wanna add way more pins and patches to this jacket!

Anyone got, like, links to anything they think would look good on it?

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Last night I had a dream...

I was in a house and abt 5 - 6 beautiful shirtless girls rung the doorbell and asked to enter...

I was like "No!"

But a few minutes later the pretty girls turned into Tom Baker :P

⬆️

And I instantly opened the door XD

AND HE GAVE ME HIS SCARF TO KEEP!!!

"All dreams have a meaning"

Therefore, I would give up being in a harem with the most beautiful women ever to have a chat with Tom Baker and own a scarf...

It's funny how that's probably true.

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Guyssssssss

Imma bouta go crazyyyyyy

So its coming into summer where I am, and normally in summer I go to the beach, but idk if ppl seeing my hairless legs will get weirder out :|

So i think imma grow out my leg hair? But I just don't wannaaaaaaaa TwT TwT TwT

It looks grossss i hate hairy legsssss

Anyway, what's Ur latest identity crisis? :3

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Poyo!

Kill them kirby. Kill them all.

Poyo :3

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Hugs!

Hugs!!!!!!!

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*drops an anvil on you*

*fucking dies*

Ouchy >w<

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SQUEEEEEEEEESHHH I'M SQUISHING YOUUUUU

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

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You should leave [tumblr] for ever dumbass you probably get all f's on your report card

I got tons of As and Bs ^^

Also, how'd u write tumblr like that? Das cool :3

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*leaves an ask cutely*

*answers an ask cutely*

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Just finished watch Dan-Da-Dan e1

And.. um.. I couldn't recommend, not bc its bad its actually amazing.

But if I ever did recommend it to someone, they'd never talk to me again...

Basically..

-boy meets girl

- boy finds ghost

- girl finds alien

- girl gets abducted by aliens and is almost... wrapped :3

- boy saves girl

- turns out boys dick got stolen by ghosts

- they walk away together <3

Now ofc, its weird asf, but good weird, like me

All i can say is

Can I have Ur banana?

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Every generation has a different reaction to the phrase

"It's cold..." and "atmosphere"

Either:

A. Outside and there's no kind of atmosphere

B. In here, there must be some toros in the atmosphere

C. In here, there must be some alphas in the atmosphere

So what do u recognise? :3

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How do you feel about a mafia debt collector chasing you down in thigh highs

Chasing implies I'd be running from him