Statistics
We looked inside some of the posts by squid-ichorous and here's what we found interesting.
Average Info
Notes Per Post
341K
Likes Per Post
196K
Reblog Per Post
144K
Reply Per Post
260
Time Between Posts
7 minutes
Number of Posts By Type
Text
17
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
US Tumblr user growth rate is estimated to slow down to 4.1%.
Text
Money fucking sucks. It distorts everything: relationships, decisions, timelines, who gets to feel safe and who doesn’t. It turns something like “home” into a math problem. That’s brutal, and unfair, and I hate it so much.
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now
88K notes
·
View notes
Text
(guy reading through slanderous propaganda from political rivals) whats so inspirational is that every great leader and emperor in history was gay
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
point and click horror game with the art style of gary larson
663 notes
·
View notes
Text
being an adult and watching others succeed because they have stable relationships with their families can actually be so demoralizing, because while they were experiencing growing up you were only surviving
#i got in touch with a friend of mine from before i went no contact w/ my mom#and i just didn't have the heart to tell her how abusive mom really was#so i just left it up to ''haha yeah we never really got along it's a shame''#like gee whiz how did all these scars get here! anyways how's your stable life :)
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
personally, one (myself, autistic) would think that autistic people are developmentally disabled + autism is a spectrum + "special interest" is not a synonym for "savant-like powers". but maybe that's just me
554 notes
·
View notes
Text
i've been thinking about wil making a shit-hammered annabel watch horror/disturbing movies and get her takes for a long time now and i'm honestly having a lot of fun with it c:
#i don't think annabel would like mary poppins unfortunately#although she would deeply appreciate mary's conduct and control over situations#and maybe covet a few wardrobe pieces
0 notes
Text
Midnight snack
-Please do not reupload, edit, or use.-
133 notes
·
View notes
Text
Underrated Pokemon ☆☆☆ Stunfisk (#618)
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
Let me in the lobster hotbox
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
51K notes
·
View notes