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Angel (Preview?)

AN: I honestly dont know what I want to do with this. Continue it? Make it a series? A one-shot? Leave it at that? I decided to post what I had and let whoever bothers to read and comment decide so 👍 enjoy i guess

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You were not entirely sure what HYDRA had planned for you. Originally, you were the one who heard orders and made them happen. From fake documentations and disguises to get away vehicles and ‘the exit is on the right at the end of the hall’. You did not excute orders. That was for the Assets. You simply made the impossible possible. Years ago, you were charged with guiding HYDRA’s favourite toy-The Winter Soldier-on whatever dirty deeds they desired. And when that toy cut communications and went AWOL, you were left to kick your feet while you waited for a HYDRA opperative to execute you now that you had expended your use. It was a surprise when you had been given orders for small jobs no one really cared about. A coffee delivery, the heater broke again, why is my schedule not printed in color, the break room is out of chips. Some time later, you were put to sleep, only to wake up a short period later in a different facility with the same orders. Coffee, repair, paperwork, restock. Then again, sleep, coffee, repair, paperwork, restock, sleep, coffee, repair, paperwork, restock, sleep-

Were you still even working for HYDRA anymore? You had obviously lost all clearance to any named or important files. For all you know, they couldve sold you to a washed out company as a payless errand runner for the past several years. HYDRA had been reduced to a blury fever dream buried under your memories.

That is, until the Winter Soldier knocked on your apartment door one evening. Several years slammed into you in one second, knocking the air from your lungs.

The male shifted uncomfortably under the weight of your wide-eyed stare and cleared his throat. “I’m Bucky.”

“Soldat?” The term slipped from your lips like whisps of smoke, airy and silent.

He squeezed his eyes shut and his jaw tensed as if hearing it had physically pained him.

You rushed out an apology upon seeing his reaction and ushered him inside, followed by three more apologies.

Bucky was a far-cry from the Winter Soldier. He was a man sitting on your couch beside you, awkwardly fiddling with the glass of water in his hand and looking anywhere but you. He was no longer the machine posed still like a gargoyle, awaiting your input, devoid of any emotion or thought.

He took a deep breath before he started. “I am no longer the Winter Soldier. I’m James Bucky Barnes and you’re part of my efforts to make amends.”

You were not fooled by the careless fake smile he sent your way, likening the attempt to a limpy wet dog.

“I remember you,” He quickly pushed through the awkward silence. “You were…so out of place at HYDRA. You made the world a fraction lighter on my shoulders once in a while. It was more…bareable.”

A song from the 40’s played in the distant corner of your mind. You had never heard it before, but you prayed Bucky might have. That it might have been something he listened to back in his time before enlisting. Or at least before he fell off that damn train. You remember getting into a light arguement with one of the scientists, insisting you wanted to listen to music while you worked and he was asleep anyway so he would not hear it and remember. The scientist had reluctantly bought your lie when your boss entered the room with a new assignment.

“I didn’t want you to…” You pause, unsure what words you are looking for. “…get lost completely. James had to be completely restrained and buried. HYDRA wanted him erased completely, but I believe that the Winter Soldier wouldn’t be as threatening without him. Or, at least, his conscious. You can’t leave someone with lasting pain without understanding pain yourself, yknow?”

“But why?” Bucky’s brows scrunched. “Why go through that effort? You don’t seem like a violent person. Never have.”

“‘Cause I’m not. I don’t wish violence on people either, but I understand that in specific circumstances, violence is the only language that is understood. The only option, even. I don’t always agree with HYDRA’s motivations either. But sometimes we have the same goal or motivation.”

“But what about the times you didn’t agree? Why didn’t you leave?”

You shrugged lightly. “HYDRA’s family. Mom and Dad were both HYDRA so it wasn’t very hard for HYDRA to control everything. Getting away wasn’t exactly an easy feat and I never have gotten any kind of leverage to use as a safety net if things fell through.”

“And now?”

“I don’t really know. When you went MIA, I waited for them to silence me, but instead they just turned me into the errand runner. Put me to sleep and transfered me between locations when I wasn’t needed anymore. I’ve been relocated so many times, I don’t even know if the company I work for is even HYDRA anymore. I haven’t made any effort to find out because I don’t think I even want to know the answer.”

“That…doesn’t sound like HYDRA.”

You nodded solemnly.

“They must have plans for you. Or at least, you’re too important to get rid of.”

“And I don’t wanna know the answer to either of those because they can’t be good.” You stood abruptly to put an end to the current topic.

Bucky, seeming to have caught the hint, quickly followed with a new question. “I remember you having wings…?”

You snorted, busying your hands by refilling your water glass. “From all the times I stuck my neck out on the chopping block for you, that’s what you remember about me?”

You see Bucky shuffle out of the corner of your eye. You open your mouth to speak and turn to face him, only for your voice to immediately die out. The super soldier was inches away, your nose nearly bumping his chest. Was he always this tall?

“I remember everything, but in my memory, you’re my guardian angel. And you’re exactly like I remember.”

What the hell were you supposed to say to that?

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if the crows had instagram

pairing; kaz brekker x female!reader, crows x platonic!reader warnings: cursing, I think that’s it? slight ooc bc they don't actually have social media lmaoooo a/n: I love the usernames guys it's my favorite part Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt List

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(Y/U/N) we take our job running the streets of ketterdam very seriously 😉

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kbrekker please do consider this a formal threat to any of our rivals out there.

inejsknife we WILL take you out

→ gamblingaddict2 on a date?

→ wylanvanew to ur grace 🪦

→ (Y/UN) grave?

→ wylanvanew bro I’m dyslexic stfu

xoxonina guys i look soooo sexy after killing somone

→ matthias.helvar 🤦‍♂️

→ xoxonina 😻😻 I don’t hear an argument

→ (Y/U/N) u do look so sexy babe

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(Y/U/N) girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter and get stupider 😘

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wylanvanew @/gamblingaddict2 she’s talking bout u

→ gamblingaddict2 I didn’t get stupider

→ kbrekker Yeah, you got a gambling addition and that’s so much better. 🙄

→ kuweimayo OOOOH HE CLOCKED YOUUU 🫵🏼🫵🏼

→ xoxonina ain’t no way we get a kuwei comment before gta6

→ matthias.helvar You don’t even play gta?

→ xoxonina no one does ITS NOT OUT

→ (Y/U/N) we can just play gta with the carriages wdym

→ inejsknife y'all talking about gta when we should be playing assassins creed

→ xoxonina you play that everyday in real life inej 🤨

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(Y/U/N) late happy birthday post to the guy who has the whole city at his feet. may you grow wiser and we get richer 🩷

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kbrekker Where did you get this photo.

→ (Y/U/N) 🤭 my collection

gamblingaddict2 HE SMILES???

xoxonina guys this doesn’t feel real

→ kbrekker It’s not.

→ (Y/U/N) it is

inejsknife kaz smiling before gta6?

wylanvanew nah this is fake af

→ (Y/U/N) as fake as ur dyslexia

→ wylanvanew omfg

matthias.helvar he doesn’t look so demon like here 🤔

→ kbrekker I AM a demon. 🙂

actuallynickfr yooo happy birthday my guy!! 🥳

→ kbrekker Thanks.

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(Y/U/N) the beauty of Ravka awaits...

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inejsknife she’s so peaceful when she’s not threatening someone

→ (Y/U/N) stoppppp 🥰🥰🥰

→ matthias.helvar I don’t think it’s a compliment.

→ inejsknife no it is

xoxonina BABES COME BACKKK we miss you!!!

gamblingaddict2 no seriously @/(Y/U/N) Kaz is like SO mean now

→ kbrekker You’re all just stupider now.

→ gamblingaddict2 SEE

wylanvanew bring back gifts. expensive gifts. 😊

→ (Y/U/N) with what money?

→ kbrekker The money I pay you?

zo.nav CANT WAIT TO SEE U

→ (Y/U/N) I have so much tea for you

actuallynickfr we are so excited to host you!

gamblingaddict2 guys pls let her come back tho like kaz is gonna kill me

→ inejsknife ^ last night he threw a painting at us 😔

→ matthias.helvar he is angry without his misses

→ xoxonina he ate my waffle 😭

→ kbrekker will you all shut up

🏷️ taglist: @navs-bhat, @alexxavicry @thelaststraw3, @smol-book-nerd @pinksstrawberry @cwritesforfun @metzz @renaissancewhxre @guacam011y, @d-a-r-k-s-w-a-n @black-rose-29

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A Queen Born | Bakugo Katsuki

Uquiz!

Barbarian king! Bakugo x damsel! reader

The Barbarian King Bakugo is hunting for a wife. You have a week to get his attention and win over the position of a queen. Will you succeed when the king decides to lay a closer eye on you? Do not crumble, you are a woman in a dangerous world. Are you a queen born?

Warnings: talk of oldfashioned qualities expected of women

Take the quiz: here!

A/N: It would be the most helpful if you'd take your time to comment on this quiz because I have plenty of questions. There were moments where I felt like I didn't know what to do. The pace of the story changes significantly from the begining to the end and this is purely my experiment. I was unsure of the following:

Questions would be better short or long?

Questions would be better if they were specific or more general?

Would it be better to dwell on one moment through various questions or just one question = one scene.

As you can see I tried and I changed my idea for this quiz. Nonetheless, I'm quite satisfied.

I created a specific story and its alternative lines so if you don't agree with my choices, with how I created the characters and what storyline leads to what ending - well, there's nothing to do about it. This is purely my take on this trope, was made for fun and is neither absolute nor totally wrong.

Thoughts and suggestions and anuthing you want to say really would be super helpful! Maybe we can see each other in another quiz soon!

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oh snap

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*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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ADHD and OCD go BBRBRBRBRBBRRRR

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

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How I learned to write smarter, not harder

(aka, how to write when you're hella ADHD lol)

A reader commented on my current long fic asking how I write so well. I replied with an essay of my honestly pretty non-standard writing advice (that they probably didn't actually want lol) Now I'm gonna share it with you guys and hopefully there's a few of you out there who will benefit from my past mistakes and find some useful advice in here. XD Since I started doing this stuff, which are all pretty easy changes to absorb into your process if you want to try them, I now almost never get writer's block.

The text of the original reply is indented, and I've added some additional commentary to expand upon and clarify some of the concepts.

As for writing well, I usually attribute it to the fact that I spent roughly four years in my late teens/early 20s writing text roleplay with a friend for hours every single day. Aside from the constant practice that provided, having a live audience immediately reacting to everything I wrote made me think a lot about how to make as many sentences as possible have maximum impact so that I could get that kind of fun reaction. (Which is another reason why comments like yours are so valuable to fanfic writers! <3) The other factors that have improved my writing are thus: 1. Writing nonlinearly. I used to write a whole story in order, from the first sentence onward. If there was a part I was excited to write, I slogged through everything to get there, thinking that it would be my reward once I finished everything that led up to that. It never worked. XD It was miserable. By the time I got to the part I wanted to write, I had beaten the scene to death in my head imagining all the ways I could write it, and it a) no longer interested me and b) could not live up to my expectations because I couldn't remember all my ideas I'd had for writing it. The scene came out mediocre and so did everything leading up to it. Since then, I learned through working on VN writing (I co-own a game studio and we have some visual novels that I write for) that I don't have to write linearly. If I'm inspired to write a scene, I just write it immediately. It usually comes out pretty good even in a first draft! But then I also have it for if I get more ideas for that scene later, and I can just edit them in. The scenes come out MUCH stronger because of this. And you know what else I discovered? Those scenes I slogged through before weren't scenes I had no inspiration for, I just didn't have any inspiration for them in that moment! I can't tell you how many times there was a scene I had no interest in writing, and then a week later I'd get struck by the perfect inspiration for it! Those are scenes I would have done a very mediocre job on, and now they can be some of the most powerful scenes because I gave them time to marinate. Inspiration isn't always linear, so writing doesn't have to be either!

Some people are the type that joyfully write linearly. I have a friend like this--she picks up the characters and just continues playing out the next scene. Her story progresses through the entire day-by-day lives of the characters; it never timeskips more than a few hours. She started writing and posting just eight months ago, she's about an eighth of the way through her planned fic timeline, and the content she has so far posted to AO3 for it is already 450,000 words long. But most of us are normal humans. We're not, for the most part, wired to create linearly. We consume linearly, we experience linearly, so we assume we must also create linearly. But actually, a lot of us really suffer from trying to force ourselves to create this way, and we might not even realize it. If you're the kind of person who thinks you need to carrot-on-a-stick yourself into writing by saving the fun part for when you finally write everything that happens before it: Stop. You're probably not a linear writer. You're making yourself suffer for no reason and your writing is probably suffering for it. At least give nonlinear writing a try before you assume you can't write if you're not baiting or forcing yourself into it!! Remember: Writing is fun. You do this because it's fun, because it's your hobby. If you're miserable 80% of the time you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong!

2. Rereading my own work. I used to hate reading my own work. I wouldn't even edit it usually. I would write it and slap it online and try not to look at it again. XD Writing nonlinearly forced me to start rereading because I needed to make sure scenes connected together naturally and it also made it easier to get into the headspace of the story to keep writing and fill in the blanks and get new inspiration. Doing this built the editing process into my writing process--I would read a scene to get back in the headspace, dislike what I had written, and just clean it up on the fly. I still never ever sit down to 'edit' my work. I just reread it to prep for writing and it ends up editing itself. Many many scenes in this fic I have read probably a dozen times or more! (And now, I can actually reread my own work for enjoyment!) Another thing I found from doing this that it became easy to see patterns and themes in my work and strengthen them. Foreshadowing became easy. Setting up for jokes or plot points became easy. I didn't have to plan out my story in advance or write an outline, because the scenes themselves because a sort of living outline on their own. (Yes, despite all the foreshadowing and recurring thematic elements and secret hidden meanings sprinkled throughout this story, it actually never had an outline or a plan for any of that. It's all a natural byproduct of writing nonlinearly and rereading.)

Unpopular writing opinion time: You don't need to make a detailed outline.

Some people thrive on having an outline and planning out every detail before they sit down to write. But I know for a lot of us, we don't know how to write an outline or how to use it once we've written it. The idea of making one is daunting, and the advice that it's the only way to write or beat writer's block is demoralizing. So let me explain how I approach "outlining" which isn't really outlining at all.

I write in a Notion table, where every scene is a separate table entry and the scene is written in the page inside that entry. I do this because it makes writing nonlinearly VASTLY more intuitive and straightforward than writing in a single document. (If you're familiar with Notion, this probably makes perfect sense to you. If you're not, imagine something a little like a more contained Google Sheets, but every row has a title cell that opens into a unique Google Doc when you click on it. And it's not as slow and clunky as the Google suite lol) (Edit from the future: I answered an ask with more explanation on how I use Notion for non-linear writing here.) When I sit down to begin a new fic idea, I make a quick entry in the table for every scene I already know I'll want or need, with the entries titled with a couple words or a sentence that describes what will be in that scene so I'll remember it later. Basically, it's the most absolute bare-bones skeleton of what I vaguely know will probably happen in the story.

Then I start writing, wherever I want in the list. As I write, ideas for new scenes and new connections and themes will emerge over time, and I'll just slot them in between the original entries wherever they naturally fit, rearranging as necessary, so that I won't forget about them later when I'm ready to write them. As an example, my current long fic started with a list of roughly 35 scenes that I knew I wanted or needed, for a fic that will probably be around 100k words (which I didn't know at the time haha). As of this writing, it has expanded to 129 scenes. And since I write them directly in the page entries for the table, the fic is actually its own outline, without any additional effort on my part. As I said in the comment reply--a living outline!

This also made it easier to let go of the notion that I had to write something exactly right the first time. (People always say you should do this, but how many of us do? It's harder than it sounds! I didn't want to commit to editing later! I didn't want to reread my work! XD) I know I'm going to edit it naturally anyway, so I can feel okay giving myself permission to just write it approximately right and I can fix it later. And what I found from that was that sometimes what I believed was kind of meh when I wrote it was actually totally fine when I read it later! Sometimes the internal critic is actually wrong. 3. Marinating in the headspace of the story. For the first two months I worked on [fic], I did not consume any media other than [fandom the fic is in]. I didn't watch, read, or play anything else. Not even mobile games. (And there wasn't really much fan content for [fandom] to consume either. Still isn't, really. XD) This basically forced me to treat writing my story as my only source of entertainment, and kept me from getting distracted or inspired to write other ideas and abandon this one.

As an aside, I don't think this is a necessary step for writing, but if you really want to be productive in a short burst, I do highly recommend going on a media consumption hiatus. Not forever, obviously! Consuming media is a valuable tool for new inspiration, and reading other's work (both good and bad, as long as you think critically to identify the differences!) is an invaluable resource for improving your writing.

When I write, I usually lay down, close my eyes, and play the scene I'm interested in writing in my head. I even take a ten-minute nap now and then during this process. (I find being in a state of partial drowsiness, but not outright sleepiness, makes writing easier and better. Sleep helps the brain process and make connections!) Then I roll over to the laptop next to me and type up whatever I felt like worked for the scene. This may mean I write half a sentence at a time between intervals of closed-eye-time XD

People always say if you're stuck, you need to outline.

What they actually mean by that (whether they realize it or not) is that if you're stuck, you need to brainstorm. You need to marinate. You don't need to plan what you're doing, you just need to give yourself time to think about it!

What's another framing for brainstorming for your fic? Fantasizing about it! Planning is work, but fantasizing isn't.

You're already fantasizing about it, right? That's why you're writing it. Just direct that effort toward the scenes you're trying to write next! Close your eyes, lay back, and fantasize what the characters do and how they react.

And then quickly note down your inspirations so you don't forget, haha.

And if a scene is so boring to you that even fantasizing about it sucks--it's probably a bad scene.

If it's boring to write, it's going to be boring to read. Ask yourself why you wanted that scene. Is it even necessary? Can you cut it? Can you replace it with a different scene that serves the same purpose but approaches the problem from a different angle? If you can't remove the troublesome scene, what can you change about it that would make it interesting or exciting for you to write?

And I can't write sitting up to save my damn life. It's like my brain just stops working if I have to sit in a chair and stare at a computer screen. I need to be able to lie down, even if I don't use it! Talking walks and swinging in a hammock are also fantastic places to get scene ideas worked out, because the rhythmic motion also helps our brain process. It's just a little harder to work on a laptop in those scenarios. XD

In conclusion: Writing nonlinearly is an amazing tool for kicking writer's block to the curb. There's almost always some scene you'll want to write. If there isn't, you need to re-read or marinate.

Or you need to use the bathroom, eat something, or sleep. XD Seriously, if you're that stuck, assess your current physical condition. You might just be unable to focus because you're uncomfortable and you haven't realized it yet.

Anyway! I hope that was helpful, or at least interesting! XD Sorry again for the text wall. (I think this is the longest comment reply I've ever written!)

And same to you guys on tumblr--I hope this was helpful or at least interesting. XD Reblogs appreciated if so! (Maybe it'll help someone else!)

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Challenge accepted, @aizawasdumbwhore

MDNI ~ MATURE

Keigo Takami x fem!Reader

I have no fancy layouts because I dont usually post my writings and Im using mobile oop

Also is this my first actual smut piece? Yes. Is it gonna be super short? Probably. Do I care? Only slightly.

If anyone connects the real life me to this post I will deny it and take it to my grave thank you for coming to my ted talk

No i didnt proof read i dont have the attention span for that sht

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Light tickles against your skin woke you up from a deep sleep. The sun had barely risen, peeking through the curtains, but not enough to be blinding. With a small huff, you adjusted your weight on the mattress and shoved your face into the pillow.

Then you felt his calloused hands slide across your hips. You fought down a silly lovestruck smile, hiding in the blankets as his lips ghosted over your neck.

“Mornin’, baby bird.”

You would never get tired of his morning voice.

“G’morning…” You trailed off into a yawn.

A chuckle vibrated against your back and Keigo’s hands began to lightly explore your skin, skimming over your bare waist and descending further between your thighs. Heat flared across your cheeks. He would always make you giddy with each touch and it will never change.

Keigo’s fingers dipped against your folds lightly, testing the waters. “Oh fuck, baby. Still wet from last night?”

You let out a tiny whine of embarrassment and wiggled your hips. “Shut uuuuupppp…”

He laughed again, fingers making slow and gentle circles around your swollen bundle of nerves. “You’re still wet enough that I don’t think I need to prep you much. In fact…”

His hand on your thigh tightened, the fat molding to his hold, and he lifted your leg slightly. You were rolled to your stomach and he flattened on top of you. You felt a small breeze as his wings stretched and flapped once.

Your entrance was poked at and breached, Keigo sliding in until his hips hit yours. Before he began thrusting, his hands slid up your arms and laced your fingers together. He tucked his face in the juncture between your neck and shoulder.

“Hold on tight, baby birdy.” Keigo drews his hips back and, with a little flap of his wings, thrust back in. Your body lurched slightly against the mattress and you shoved your face into the pillow to muffle the squeak trying to break free.

You fisted his fingers and the sheets, desperately holding on as he used the momentum from his wings to thrust brutally. He was so deep, he was in your womb, stomach, throat, heart, head-

“Nnnnggghhhh…” You moaned into the pillow, thoughts blurring togethers until they disappeared completely, rendering you unable to form sentences.

“No matter-ungh-how many times I-guh-fuck this pussy, youre so-ngh-so tight.” Keigo tossed his head back to let his pretty moans and whines fill the room, making perfect harmony with your vocalizing and the sounds of your bodies dancing as one.

It did not take long for either of you to reach your climaxes, every muscle and nerve tightening then suddenly releasing at once. You both melted into the mattress, heaving with after shocks. All you could do is let out a small giggle and hide your flushed face.

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Idk if the first tag worked so imma just boop @aizawasdumbwhore

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Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

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Shoutout to all us “freaks” and “weirdos” who were really just the better species sorry i dont make the rules

People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

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I feel like the readers should know that even if we write a story with Y/N it always gets a little of us authors on the character and because of that sometimes some comments kind of hurt. We can't describe every single person who reads it, and also we write fanfiction for FUN! I love when people comment, but as soon as the demands starts it stops being fun.

In conclusion: BE NICE!!!

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Im a college student i need money

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I made this account just for this @secondhand-trash what have you done to me

(spins around to face you on my imaginary spinning chair behind my imaginary booth counter)

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your match (imagine if it doesn’t, we like to be interesting but not that interesting)

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in order to employ our match-making services, please first be a member of our matchmaking agency by following this account

we will be accepting 24 clients (because you know, holidays)

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satisfaction not guaranteed (but for real though if you know for a fact there is only one specific person you want to be with then maybe looking for a match-making service is not the best option? No??)

we do not offer refunds (we’re sorry if you don’t like your match, your match will be very sad though:’<)

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please be patient towards our team(me), we are a team of limited employees(it’s literally just me) but we will try to get to your request as soon as we can qwq

we will not justify why we match a specific person with you, we like to believe that the confusion is part of the fun too

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