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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever

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recommending comics is like “if you ignore the racism and the sexism and the inconsistencies it’s actually still pretty bad but every once in awhile there’s a moment that hits you so hard that it makes you stare at the wall”

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It's probably not a great economic indicator that I've stopped getting spam claiming it wants to give me a million dollars and started getting spam claiming it wants to give me a job at Walmart.

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Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:

first aid kit

tourniquet

narcan

at least 8gb ram

childhood photo album

acetone

thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)

headlamp

updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)

getaway vehicle

a pack of cigs and a few beers

PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher

spare tire

working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint

small bills, for the tip

an up-to-date road atlas

a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment

noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)

bolt cutters

at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese

gamefaqs guide

permission slip signed by a parent or guardian

spare penis

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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i think it's important to acknowledge that the reason why mastercard/visa has such a stranglehold on american society is because cash is not the main form of payment in the usa. the predominance of card has effectively privatized currency

in japan, one of the reasons why dlsite and other similar websites are able to just remove visa as a payment option instead of changing any of their merchandise (aside from the fact that visa doesn't have a monopoly here) is because cash payments for online transactions remain an option. even if you don't have a jcb credit card or paypay or whatever, you can still pay for your online purchases using cash by taking your barcode to a convenience store, and you can do this for essentially every online vendor, meaning credit card companies can't just impose their moral judgments on your purchases with much repercussion

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Fat bitches frotting

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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed

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Genie

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Finally some good fucking news