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I smashed that reblog button so fast

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

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fun history fact!

the cure to scurvy was discovered, forgotten, and then rediscovered ~7 times!

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wait wait wait this is just like that one post I made

like yay I want to be a world leader but noooo I just have to be good at catering to the ghouls and avoiding death from literally everyone

I always wonder if there's any GA student that genuinely thought DA is just a tough and famous academy so they tried so hard to get in but when they successfully did they just have to learn about this 'anomaly' thing they never heard of before and daily survival game irl

and how in the world DA find the ghouls like do they just "hmmm I sense someone just made a pact with demon we need to recruit them into our academy" has it ever stated in story

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...do you think the old clementia house has asbestos in its walls.

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characters I can't comprehend shipping the MC with but would be really funny to have as friends:

Edward Hart

Zenji Kotodama

Haru Sagara

Leo Kurosagi does not deserve to even be friends with the MC.

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episode 5 was basically

MC: *appears in hotarubi* hotarubi ghouls: ok now let's hold a group therapy session everyone spill your deepest darkest secrets

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ep. 7 spoilers!!

MC: help us carry this!

Mortkranken students: wait but we're not supposed to help you carry that we're supposed to sit here uselessly and expect that you save us

Yuri: ok but what if there's money involved

Mortkranken students: ok cool

why are Mortkranken students actually kind of evil in that sense

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I believe it is time to reblog.

(I'm stuck on case 63, refuse to spend a single penny, and can't advance in the chapters anymore)

pt. 2 of the wickhive meme page 🗣️🗣️🗣️ + general hcs (ep 7 spoilers for the very last one!)

about the posters:

lin said that the trio consists of 1 hotarubi kid and 2 sinostra kids who always complain about it but never apply to transfer houses and that's canon to me now.

they are in their 3rd year and possess absolutely zero fear of the ghouls. or anything on the planet really

they always say hi to mc when passing by her

if the whole institute worker thing falls through they have all agreed to drop out and get jobs at mcdonalds together

they also unintentionally started a separate page dedicated to speculating about which ghoul mc was the most shippable with. it started out as a silly haha question and then snowballed. the fights on that forum are vicious. they all have it muted (the hotarubi kid is team haku. the sinostra kids are, surprisingly, team rui and team jin. they have their own, civil mini debates but agree that mc should stay far away from taiga for her sake)

as for the page itself:

it is how 90% of the student body stay updated on the school's happenings

every now and then someone posts a meme that gets a little too close to touching on whatever the fuck is actually going on in darkwick's administrative board but it's not like they can take it down w/o arousing suspicion. #rebellion

hyde follows it and thinks it's the best thing to ever exist. he periodically spams dante with memes from it and proceeds to get blocked for a week. worth it tho

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I am being held at gunpoint revising this statement to say that while it may look like taiga is firing indiscriminately, he actually has incredible accuracy and all of his shots are in fact intentional.

I love how half the time taiga's just spacing out and the other half he's firing indiscriminately at someone/something

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tbf I wouldn't know how to justify that 3 is smaller than 10 so Towa's got me there

I cackle everytime I read the dog food one

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Jiro my love why is your immune system weaker than a chocolate eclair

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Romeo: PMS!!

everyone else: ...?

me: post-menstrual syndrome?

Romeo: what the fuck

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can we just take a moment to talk about how Ritsu is able to just pull out a huge ass book and *boink* someone on the head

I want an artifact like that.

(not really)

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Kaito curses a lot more in Japanese than the English translation gives him credit for, jsyk

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taiga would be the kind of person to make a pact with a demon, eat it, and then make a pact with another demon and eat that one too.

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I love how half the time taiga's just spacing out and the other half he's firing indiscriminately at someone/something

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get yourself a man that will follow you the way Jiro follows Yuri. wait no—