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something to be said for mashed potatoes as an entree. [#sssleep by @jonaswaye] (at Pioneertown, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bynf4_fDN6Y/?igshid=maw1btd7ed46

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falling out of bed kills more people than sharks do just fyi. [#sssleep by @francesloom] https://www.instagram.com/p/ByF8KLGjy0K/?igshid=1iso6w03xfunq

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i did not write perform or produce this song but let’s pretend i did everybody go get it. link in bio. [#sssleep by @mvb] https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxh1Ojdjq87/?igshid=9zx4oq1mlaow

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i fon’t look up to anyone. i’m most inspired by myself, circa 2004. [#sssleep by @cocomannix] https://www.instagram.com/p/BxLh4upglDq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x2lo3o3da0xc

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people who play golf know they don’t have to, right? [#sssleep by @thayerjoyce] (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMxTYQDcEb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r1rpcr5clfnv

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i spend a lot of my free time thinking about what sort of cakes i’m going to eat in the future. [#sssleep by @chessycarey] https://www.instagram.com/p/BwCOCuFDepW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mk7e5pfe97em

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if anyone ever unearthed my AIM away messages from 1999-2004 I would ACTUALLY DIE. [#sssleep by @kelly_mittendorf] https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv1h6baHCqi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mhbgrrk01zu4

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my least favorite word is “slacks”. [#sssleep by @joannahalpin] https://www.instagram.com/p/BveSn19jNaA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lv1i691r8eco

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how did anyone ever trust elizabeth holmes?? she looks like a woman i wouldn’t even pay to park my car. [#sssleep by @baybaumgarten] https://www.instagram.com/p/BvW4b8Mjpjh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=175th300fz2hu

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what did guy fieri ever do to anyone? [#sssleep by @keeoone] https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu3zCsWn-b-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rby8psrcqoi3

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me having a baby is like italy having a space program: total waste of time. [#sssleep by @lovethatdress] https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZP8_bnfRa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12buvdghh3pxf

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there is literally no worse sound than someone rolling a suitcase behind you. sound of impending death. [#sssleep by @franzibower] https://www.instagram.com/p/BuT3tcvnf7j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mep4f9nuobcf

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light me on fire my lunch still isn’t here. [#sssleep by @hunnterstudio via @watts.place] (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHG2WdnJZZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hqwbvo8shz6r

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there’s something terrible about everyone. [#sssleep by @onefinestay] https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt_c7B2AEbC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a66su3kf3kx

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alright pornhub let’s do this thing. [#sssleep by @meganpfisher] https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3VEr1AFOv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13tudfilw406u

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instagram is the home shopping network for millennials. [#sssleep by @benjaminvandiver] https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyZM1-H6R7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10nbo2gqoudb1

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i don’t want to work. ever. anywhere. unless it’s like a six figure job as an ice cream taster then no. [#sssleep via @watts.place] https://www.instagram.com/p/Btle1v_HJ2P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rn2lfo7yh5qn