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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
#no literally like#im not a furry BUT i can absolutely recognize the fact that they are the backbone of the internet#reblog
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A gift to the Hanks 🎁
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James Potter, a fascist? My brother in Christ, he broke wizard law to become emotional support venison.
#emotional support venison is fucking frying me#cackling#marauders#james potter#james#jamie#prongs#blurb
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Currently obsessed with the idea that Eddie is used to Volt, has grown so comfortable with him there that he can’t imagine his life without him, blah blah blah all that angsty sad co-dependent stuff, that’s all great.
But like when you get so used to living with someone and co-habitating with them that the constant reminders to eat and rest and take care of yourself kind of goes in one ear and comes out the other.
But after the three of you get together?
Eddie hasn’t built his defenses up yet. He’s weak to you. And Volt is just manipulative enough to know it, and uses it to his advantage.
All it takes is a little “Eddie looks rather tired, doesn’t he, live wire?” And you’re agreeing, prepared to swaddle Eddie with blankets and force him to take a nap.
Or a “You’ve both done such a good job on the maintenance, how’s a sweet treat sound?” and you’re suddenly tugging Eddie to the kitchens for a snack, despite his protests that he isnt finished yet. Then be crumbles and accepts a granola bar when you bat your eyes at him.
A casual “Didn’t you want to show us that movie you mentioned?” And before he even realizes it, Eddie is squished between the two of you enjoying a movie night.
10x funnier concept is you’re oblivious to what’s happening, but Eddie knows EXACTLY what Volt is doing, and he’s pissed and grudgingly impressed by it.
#this is canon to me#date everything#eddie & volt date everything#eddie and volt date everything#eddison watts date everything#eddison date everything#eddie watts date everything#eddie date everything#volt date everything#eddie & volt#eddie and volt#eddison watts#eddison#eddie watts#eddie#volt#fic#reader
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sketches before bed
#ive said it before and ill say it again#eddie and volt fuck nasty and you cannot change my mind#date everything#eddison watts date everything#eddison#eddie watts date everything#eddie watts#eddison watts#eddison date everything#eddie date everything#eddie#volt date everything#volt#eddie & volt date everything#eddie and volt date everything#eddie and volt#eddie & volt#art
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just found out the hard way that date everything is not available on mac and now i kind of want to end it all because i only currently have access to my tiny little computer that's actually technically a tablet that i fear would give up on being a computer if i tried to run de and then also a bunch of mac computers
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I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore
#like shit man i'd be happy to be able to provide one last thing for them#“your cat would eat you if you died” GOOD LET THEM#it's like a final act of love to them#reblog
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12 year old me discovering yaoi
#12 year old me reading gay smut in the choir loft at my church#i have since stopped going to church because i'm not christian and i was only really there because i had to be#but yeah i do remember that day really clearly#i'm not sure anybody knew i was up there to be honest#i don't even remember why i was in the church that day either because i definitely was not old enough to have gotten myself there on my own#maybe i was with my mom or aunt or some shit while they were working or doing bible study or something idk#i just know i was reading gay porn in the house of the lord#reblog
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this is the second time in the last month this shit has happened to me WHY AM I OLD
guys i just had to use urban dictionary to look up a fandom term i see online does this mean i'm getting old?
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started playing date everything recently and i am OBSESSEDDDDD WITH SKIPS >///< he's my everything omfg...
#OH WOW#WOW WOW WOW#HOLY FUCK#love him#date everything#art#skips date everything#skips#skips shadley date everything#skips shadley#shadowlord date everything#shadowlord#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx date everything#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx
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i'm really glad this is resonating with so many of u
the transmasc date everything experience is just looking at skips and not being able to decide if you want to fuck him, be him, or both
#emo tboys rise up#we're so back#date everything#star plays date everything#skips date everything#skips shadley date everything#shadowlord date everything#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx date everything#skips#skips shadley#shadowlord#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx#star speaks
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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✨Date everything boys ✨
Usual reminder that my commissions are open...
Yeah I've already posted these but I've noticed that this kind of "collage post" does well on Tumbrl so ... 🤷🏻♀️
I also drew Dolly, Betty, Diana and Mac but they're not in here for ✨obvious reasons ✨, they are on my profile tho!!
Next ones will be Eddie and Volt, but I'm open to more suggestions!! I have a whole voting system going on :3
#tboy mateo is everything to me#date everything#mateo manta date everything#mateo date everything#mateo manta#mateo#dorian date everything#dorian#amir date everything#amir#hector valentino airnesto condicionado#hector date everything#hector valentino airnesto condicionado date everything#hector#art
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brainrotting so bad I freaking love this guy. I don’t really know how to draw glitches but I tried because I love him I’m gonna eat him he is going into my mouth omnomnom
#he's so yippee coded actually#date everything#daemon date everything#daemon#deenah date everything#deenah#art
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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse
#no genuinely nothing has compared to the way i felt the first time i got put on prednisone for a sinus infection#i was so functional that i actually did dishes for the entire apartment (4 people) not just my own#it was fucking insane and i have yet to find anything that does that for me again#and it hasn't quite done that in the times i have been put on prednisone since#reblog
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jegulus would melt into each other if physics allowed it
there is a full version of this on patreοn
#wowie this is beautiful#jegulus#starchaser#marauders#james potter#james#jamie#prongs#regulus black#regulus#reggie#art
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i listened to vacation bible school by ayesha erotica on my way to work this morning and that's absolutely what's fueling all of the skips thirst today
#no i'm not sorry#yes i will be listening to it again on my way to the store after work#i still can't believe i'm somehow fucking employed#date everything#star plays date everything#star speaks#skips date everything#skips shadley date everything#shadowlord date everything#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx date everything#skips#skips shadley#shadowlord#xxXshadowl0rd420Xxx
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